The Hangout: Panda doesn't T$#@^! *Mikey dies a slow painful death*

[Evans]

Well he had enough sense to name all 100 of his kids George.

Or not enough to name them differently.

The wind is blowing so hard the front door is vibrating and sounds like a kazoo.

It hasn't done that since the blizzard of 1978.

Perfect time to be a nudist, then.

So old.

[Sprung]

Oddly enough, it's 2 days short of the 30th anniversary of that.

I remember that shit. It was crazy. You could walk right up a snow drift and get on the roof.

[Anonymous]

My aunt and uncle just lost their power on the other end of town. Wind took out the lines. Ripped them right off the pole, tore off a big piece of the transformer equipment.

[_M_]

PLease tell me I didn't really say that

no, it was an old joke...


<3!

[Raype]

It's a 3 page essay about poetry.

Page 1: Roses are red
Page 2: Violets are blue
Page 3: This essay's wank, and so are you.

Easy A.

[Evans]

You have to be kidding me. According to weather.com it is 16 out with a windchill of -6. Fuck.

Heh, it's way warmer around here.

[Sprung]

You have to be kidding me. According to weather.com it is 16 out with a windchill of -6. Fuck.

Yep. It was almost 50 when I got off worrk at 5:00.

[Strongbad]

It's a 3 page essay about poetry.

So you mean it is easy? Yeah, real easy. I once wrote a 3 page story/poem. That was very interesting.

[Anonymous]

I remember that shit. It was crazy. You could walk right up a snow drift and get on the roof.

My mom got snowed into the house for like 4 days. Couldn't leave at all.

[Sprung]

no, it was an old joke...


<3!

[Anonymous]

Page 1: Roses are red
Page 2: Violets are blue
Page 3: This essay's wank, and so are you.

Easy A.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Piss off, motherfucker.

[Evans]

My aunt and uncle just lost their power on the other end of town. Wind took out the lines. Ripped them right off the pole, tore off a big piece of the transformer equipment.

Decepticons will win.

[Strongbad]

My aunt and uncle just lost their power on the other end of town. Wind took out the lines. Ripped them right off the pole, tore off a big piece of the transformer equipment.

Fuck our region!

[Elin]

Oh come on, you'd make a wonderful mom.

I'd make a better mom than a dad, I'll give you that.

Wait, I'm supposed to be defending my manliness, aren't I? You...you swine! How dare you imply that I am anything less than a man! Who are you to say what is and is not a man? I challenge you to a duel at dawn tomorrow! Prepare to meet your maker!

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Can you bring your own pillow? I'm not sure I have a spare one. And a pillow fight isn't very fair if only one person is armed...

[_M_]

Don't sweat it old man. When I turn 30 which is in like another decade, you can make fun of me then.