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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    It'll be even funnier if you cross them together.

    So Ryan Giggs, Brett Favre, and ancient china walk into a bar.
    lol I was waiting for him to throw another old joke out so I can include bret favre. (pronounced farve.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    Yeah... I suppose things could get messy if we'd actually run into Ryan Giggs. I mean, I'm sure he would offer you hard candy or something.

    I'm actually laughing at my own posts. I need help.
    I want to be with you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strongbad View Post
    The best I can get in her I can get out here just isn't enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    *rimshot*
    Rusty trombone.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    It'll be even funnier if you cross them together.

    So Ryan Giggs, Brett Favre, and ancient china walk into a bar.
    Ryan: Who are you?
    Brett: I'm Brett Favre.
    Ryan: Fair enough.
    Ancient China: I'll have a beer.
    Brett: Yeah, me too.
    Ryan: Who are you?



    I don't think you'd cut it as a pundit.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezy
    *rimshot*
    I was looking for "rimjob", but close enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    So Ryan Giggs, Brett Favre, and ancient china walk into a bar....
    And Ryan Giggs's withered legs snap like matchsticks under the force of the impact?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    Ryan: Who are you?
    Brett: I'm Brett Favre.
    Ryan: Fair enough.
    Ancient China: I'll have a beer.
    Brett: Yeah, me too.
    Ryan: Who are you?



    I don't think you'd cut it as a pundit.
    Hey ancient china, wanna go back to my place and do the dy-nasty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    Ryan: Who are you?
    Brett: I'm Brett Favre.
    Ryan: Fair enough.
    Ancient China: I'll have a beer.
    Brett: Yeah, me too.
    Ryan: Who are you?



    I don't think you'd cut it as a pundit.
    I can only strive to be as great as though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elin View Post
    And Ryan Giggs's withered legs snap like matchsticks under the force of the impact?
    It's funny because he's old.

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
    He's got black hair, and he's german.
    Michael Ballack, trains in paddocks.
    in his spare time, HE FARMS HADDOCKS!
    Watch me play Super C, guys!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elin View Post
    And Ryan Giggs's withered legs snap like matchsticks under the force of the impact?
    :X
    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Hey ancient china, wanna go back to my place and do the dy-nasty?
    rawr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elin View Post
    And Ryan Giggs's withered legs snap like matchsticks under the force of the impact?
    So, Brett Favre's entire skeletal structure would turn to dust after his 132 seasons at Green Bay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dpmsa15 View Post
    So, Brett Favre's entire skeletal structure would turn to dust after his 132 seasons at Green Bay.


    133.

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    4chan: /wg/ - Wallpapers/General

    OP - "Hot azn walls plz"
    1st reply - hotasianchick.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin v. Persie View Post
    It's funny because he's old.
    That's part of the funniness, but I think you missed a very witty pun that's in there too. You see 'bar' was said, which implies a building in which drinks are sold. But I chose to interpret it literally instead, and had the three of them walking directly into the wooden object upon which said drinks are served. Which also happens to be called a 'bar'.

    Do you get it now? Isn't it very funny?

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