The Hangout: Panda doesn't T$#@^! *Mikey dies a slow painful death*

[Evans]

Dude, the fuck?

You're a lot thinner than you look.

Seriously, eat a fucking sandwich.

The only way I could hit 60 is to drop DEAD.

Well, people have been comparing feeling me up to touching a skeleton trapped inside a ziploc filled with cooked spaghetti.

But, really, I was once 270 at my worse, and I'm back down to ~210. I should exercise. I'd be hort with more muscles.

[Sprung]

Got my new phone set up. LG 1500. Pretty cool.

[Fer!]

Last week I walked for nearly 2 hours and before that one I walked about three, too bad the damn knee started to hurt or else I would have walked more. I really like to take long walks while listening to the radio or whatever is in my memory card of my cell.

[Strongbad]

I tried one of those about a month ago. I nearly barfed.

Do not want.

Pussy. The baconator is the food of the gods.

[Fer!]

My sole exercise about two years ago or so was DDR. It worked. I totally plan on buying a solid home-pad and downloading all the songs on the PC so that I can get myself healthy again.

It totally works. That was the way I started to lose weight a few years ago.

Too bad the knee injury stopped me from doing it anymore. u__u

[Raype]

Or fuck a lot of dead people.

Then again, they don't put up a fight, so you wouldn't be getting in on that extra weight-loss potential that you do otherwise.

Yes, but the time you spend picking maggots out of your asshole will make up the difference.

Last week I walked for nearly 2 hours and before that one I walked about three, too bad the damn knee started to hurt or else I would have walked more. I really like to take long walks while listening to the radio or whatever is in my memory card of my cell.

I could do that shit all day.

Unfortunately, snow.

(fucking snow)

[Sprung]

Pussy. The baconator is the food of the gods.

Half of it, possibly.

Way too much sammich there for me. And I am not a small boy

[Evans]

I tried one of those about a month ago. I nearly barfed.

Do not want.

There you go, weight loss.

You can thank Kate Moss for that, if she ever turns around and you can see her, that is.

[Raype]

Half of it, possibly.

Way too much sammich there for me. And I am not a small boy

I beg to differ.

[_M_]

tell us the secret. I like to eat.

Dude, eggs and wienies in the morning. Don't like eggs? Weight control oatmeal, with low carb bread (find it in walmart), 3 hours later have an apple and peanut butter (good carbs and protein, can't beat it), 3 hours later have a nice big sandwich with low carb or whole grain bread with lots of sandwich meat in there, with mayonnaise and lettuce and tomatoes etc. don't like veggies, doesn't matter, have just bread and meat. You need Omega 3, 6, and 9 fats, which are found in mayo, to flush out bad fats. So go to walmart get Omega 3 pills, also known as fish oil and take 2 with a meal 3 times a day, 3 hours later, same thing another fruit, not bananas or mangos, those are the bad fruits, alot of fruit, 3 hours later, a big piece of meat. Then sleep. Need ice cream or something, there is Blue Ribbon ice cream with no added sugar but sweetened with splenda, it's delishum, i promise, I'm fat, I know tastey when I taste it. Take 2 Vitamin B complex pills at breakfast and lunch. It speeds up metabolism and energy.

That or you can't eat plain oatmeal in the morning with splenda for flavor, then tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, then chicken for a couple weeks. It's what I did.

[Evans]

I could do that shit all day.

Unfortunately, snow.

(fucking snow)

Snow prevents you from going outside a lot? What are you, a faggot? O_o

Nothing beats walking for 5-6 hours in the midst of a snow storm.

Well, not really, but you know.

[Sprung]

I beg to differ.

"Which which part?", he asked sheepishly.

[Strongbad]

Half of it, possibly.

Way too much sammich there for me. And I am not a small boy

I have eaten 3 in one day.

[Evans]

Dude, eggs and wienies in the morning. Don't like eggs? Weight control oatmeal, with low carb bread (find it in walmart), 3 hours later have an apple and peanut butter (good carbs and protein, can't beat it), 3 hours later have a nice big sandwich with low carb or whole grain bread with lots of sandwich meat in there, with mayonnaise and lettuce and tomatoes etc. don't like veggies, doesn't matter, have just bread and meat. You need Omega 3, 6, and 9 fats, which are found in mayo, to flush out bad fats. So go to walmart get Omega 3 pills, also known as fish oil and take 2 with a meal 3 times a day, 3 hours later, same thing another fruit, not bananas or mangos, those are the bad fruits, alot of fruit, 3 hours later, a big piece of meat. Then sleep. Need ice cream or something, there is Blue Ribbon ice cream with no added sugar but sweetened with splenda, it's delishum, i promise, I'm fat, I know tastey when I taste it. Take 2 Vitamin B complex pills at breakfast and lunch. It speeds up metabolism and energy.

That or you can't eat plain oatmeal in the morning with splenda for flavor, then tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, then chicken for a couple weeks. It's what I did.

Or, you know, don't stuff your fucking trap. It's not garbage disposal, you know.

/looks at CMM

[_M_]

Whatever you eat, the more protein the better.

I eat fast food, but I go with small fries and diet coke, or if they have it coke zero.

I take off half of top bun and go to town.