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Thread: The Hangout: Panda doesn't T$#@^! *Mikey dies a slow painful death*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    As we say at poker table, luck beats skill any day.

    waitaminute.....
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I totally yelled that like Darth Vader did at the end of Episode 3.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    Then why does it seem like such a gamble when you're trying to have sex with some chick you met at a seedy establishment? I gotta imagine that they call it "Getting Lucky" for a reason...
    Seedy establishment = rigged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Shower time.
    I'll cum too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    Seedy establishment = rigged
    She stacked her deck with Aces? And by stacking her "deck", I meant her vagina, and when I said "Aces", I meant STDs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Shower time.
    Stop! Shower time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    She stacked her deck with Aces? And by stacking her "deck", I meant her vagina, and when I said "Aces", I meant STDs.
    Totally.



    I'm trying my best to resist a cyberAIDs joke right now...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    Totally.



    I'm trying my best to resist a cyberAIDs joke right now...
    I gave you cyberAIDs last time we got drunk and lost control of ourselves, so I'd say the jokes on you.

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    I'll be back later

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    I gave you cyberAIDs last time we got drunk and lost control of ourselves, so I'd say the jokes on you.
    I have the cure so it's cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'll be back later

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    I think I'm going to leave too. I gotta roll some smokes for tomorrow, and I kinda want to play some Startropics, even thought that game features controls that seem like they were programmed by someone who rides the short-bus to and from school every day.

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    I'm going to make a game with the following controls:

    d= Up
    t= Down
    b= Left
    k= Right
    q = Fire
    m = Alt Fire
    8 = Switch Weapons
    F3 = Crouch
    Del = Jump



    Figure that out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I'm going to make a game with the following controls:

    d= Up
    t= Down
    b= Left
    k= Right
    q = Fire
    m = Alt Fire
    8 = Switch Weapons
    F3 = Crouch
    Del = Jump



    Figure that out!
    Seems like a solid idea to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    I'll stick to my 360 gamepad, where I won't get arthritis, thanks. XD
    -= PSN Name is StellarSublime =-

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