lol talking about inviting herself, they got this new delivery guy at the pizza place near here who somehow always get our orders. He's so fucking weird, you have no idea.
He just steps in, talk with the dogs that are barking quite ferociously in his face and goes like "WELL THANK YOU MISTER" "HAVE A GOODNIGHT, GOOD DAY TOMORROW, DONT TAKE DRUGS, GO TO SCHOOL, BE HAPPY, BE GOOD TO YOUR PARENTS, HAVE RESPECT FOR OTHERS, ENJOY THE MEAL, THANK THE CHRIST, WONDERFUL LIFE!" and the list goes on. He says that in a fucking merry voice like he was santa claus.
Weirdo freaks me out. When he stepped right in I was just about to knock him out, but seeing he's a whack he shouldn't be any problem to knock even if he has the element of surprise. XD