So I'm Eating Buttered Toast Right Now.

[Evans]

My, next you'll be spelling manoeuvre without an o.

Disheartening.

[Ahkei]

Clive is right.

[Sprung]

I'd pay to do that, sweetcheeks.

AWESOME

[_M_]

I am more of a apple butter and toast fan.

Apple butter is the shit! But the only bread I eat is the low carb or the no carb with real butter. The no carb bread gets expensive, so I stick to Wal-mart and the low carb. Wal-Mart kicks ass. I get low carb ice cream there too, it's actually pretty tasty!

[Anonymous]

Apple butter is the shit! But the only bread I eat is the low carb or the no carb with real butter. The no carb bread gets expensive, so I stick to Wal-mart and the low carb. Wal-Mart kicks ass. I get low carb ice cream there too, it's actually pretty tasty!

Oh god, not the fucking Atkins diet.

You know that carbs are your body's energy source, right?

[Strongbad]

Oh god, not the fucking Atkins diet.

You know that carbs are your body's energy source, right?

Energy is for saps.

[Evans]

Oh god, not the fucking Atkins diet.

You know that carbs are your body's energy source, right?

Yeah, and if you have too much, you become CMM.

[_M_]

Oh god, not the fucking Atkins diet.

You know that carbs are your body's energy source, right?

It's not the Atkins diet jackass. It's the Dr. Sears block diet. I dropped 25 pounds in a month, that was without working out. I eat the right kind of carbs. And ATP is the biggest source of energy, and B vitamins produce alot of those, so I take B vitamin complex twice a day. Gives me energy all day.

[The Joker]

So do I.

Is Bunneh working for some toaster company?

peperride farm, it's double wrapped. teh best.

[b1gwi11]

Apple butter is the shit! But the only bread I eat is the low carb or the no carb with real butter. The no carb bread gets expensive, so I stick to Wal-mart and the low carb. Wal-Mart kicks ass. I get low carb ice cream there too, it's actually pretty tasty!

EW.

does any1 else notice a taste difference between normal food products, and "diet" ones?

i.e. normal ice cream + no carb / sugar / w.e. ice cream

it also happens with diet dr pepper. they say it tastes just like the original. but i get an aftertaste. yuck.

[Clive]

Its a shame Dr Atkins was discredited when the stupid fuck died wasnt it?

Fad diets are for women and their stupid fucking gossip magazines. Instead of gorging on chocolate everytime they get 'hormonal' they should stop being such losers and get on with life like everyone else. Then there'd be no need for these idiotic rags with their 'celebrity news' and all that shit because all of a sudden women wouldnt need to ingest all these fake lives and tall tales because, all of a sudden, they'd have their own life to lead, and they wouldnt need these celebrity diets to shift several stone off their heifer arse because they'd actually be DOING SOMETHING.

I know I've been dumped for being a whiny little bitch lets all sit round in our pjamas eating ice cream and then cry because we're fat then read celebrity magazines in the hope britney has a new cure for fat where i dont have to do anytihng other than sit on my arse eating chocolate reading about how prick A married prick B before embarking on an affair with prick C.

Cunts.

[SegNin]

Its a shame Dr Atkins was discredited when the stupid fuck died wasnt it?

Fad diets are for women and their stupid fucking gossip magazines. Instead of gorging on chocolate everytime they get 'hormonal' they should stop being such losers and get on with life like everyone else. Then there'd be no need for these idiotic rags with their 'celebrity news' and all that shit because all of a sudden women wouldnt need to ingest all these fake lives and tall tales because, all of a sudden, they'd have their own life to lead, and they wouldnt need these celebrity diets to shift several stone off their heifer arse because they'd actually be DOING SOMETHING.

I know I've been dumped for being a whiny little bitch lets all sit round in our pjamas eating ice cream and then cry because we're fat then read celebrity magazines in the hope britney has a new cure for fat where i dont have to do anytihng other than sit on my arse eating chocolate reading about how prick A married prick B before embarking on an affair with prick C.

Cunts.

Wins thread.

Wins Internet.

Pretty much wins the whole World.












So, now that you've pretty much won the whole world Clive, what are you going to do with it?













Maybe get rid of all those fad diets and gossip magazines?

[Clive]

Maybe get rid of all those fad diets and gossip magazines?

Fucking hell yes.

Maybe you should be my right hand man.

Come on my right hand! /old shakespearian gag from my skool daze

[Evans]

Fucking hell yes.

Maybe you should be my right hand man.

Come on my right hand! /old shakespearian gag from my skool daze

Your thrusted sidekick.

[Clive]

Your thrusted sidekick.

Stop it Evans, youre giving me a semi.