I'm fucking off.
/uses Gysahl green and rides chocobo away
Works lame.
Again,
yes I know.
People often say to me
"Craig,whats it like being one of the baddest mothafuckers ever?"
And I'm like,
"It's coo baby,
it coo."
Got a new truck today.
Yet another F150.
This time its a silverish grey unit with the triton V8.
It's a bad dude.
"But what about wasting our preciuos natural resources,
just to haul your fat arse around?" I here you say.
"Well if it makes me able to run over small children and animals with the greatest of ease,
its all worth it."
I say with a smirk,
as I run over yet another small child.