I just wish he'd be more careful.Originally Posted by Hypnos
He ding'd my dong.
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I just wish he'd be more careful.
He ding'd my dong.
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Dingy!
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Dammit evans, stop making yourself sad!Dingy!
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But the price of gas is at an all time high. =(
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Jenna Jamieson retires.
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Yes well, you know who to blame for THAT one.
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The Bush.Yes well, you know who to blame for THAT one.
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Speaking of old snatch, how'd your mom?Jenna Jamieson retires.
And the Dick.
Wait....
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I dunno, ask her.Speaking of old snatch, how'd your mom?
And the Dick.
Wait....
Handy Dick?
/waits
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We aren't talking. I told her "I hope you get gangraped by sea otters" and she took that the wrong way. I mean what's wrong with telling someone that?I dunno, ask her.
Handy Dick?
/waits
Cheney.
/rapes
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Clearly, those are terms of endearment.
Will you shoot me in the face accidentally, too?
/enjoys
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Coffee get
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Women, you just can't let 'em live.Clearly, those are terms of endearment.
Will you shoot me in the face accidentally, too?
/enjoys
You can't do something accidentally on purpose. Unless you're famous.
/Grabs penis and twists
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Tell that to Corey, he's got a sympathetic ear, I think.Women, you just can't let 'em live.
You can't do something accidentally on purpose. Unless you're famous.
/Grabs penis and twists
That's a yes.
There's no secret door.
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Syphilitic rear? I hear that's contagious.Tell that to Corey, he's got a sympathetic ear, I think.
That's a yes.
There's no secret door.
Of course
Then I'll make my own *takes out knife, begins stabbing*
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