Quote Originally Posted by Elin View Post
Yuck, no! ;__; Not at five years old...

Although...I wonder what's more traumatic. Making out with your cousin as a kid, or playing stuffed animal house as a kid?
I'd say the latter.

Of course, I'm inbred, so what do I know?

Quote Originally Posted by Evans
I wish I could write with my dick. I know you never dodge those.

It's never you fault. Sounds a tab bit too womanly...
(You don't have the guts.)
I wish my dick could shoot lightning bolts. She'd be like "oh here it come" and then POW! OFF WITH HER HEAD! So fucking cool.

You sound a bit too womanly.
(yes, I do).