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[Raype]

Old. That was my first wife.

So no matter what you put in her she just didn't move?

[Elin]

Old. That was my first wife.

Oh dear. Should I be laughing?

[Jackhammer]

Old. That was my first wife.

She would be.

[Sprung]

So no matter what you put in her she just didn't move?

She wouldn't pick her feet up if she didn't fall down trying to walk to the refrigerator.

[Raype]

Oh dear. Should I be laughing?

Yes.

'twas funny.

[Sprung]

Oh dear. Should I be laughing?

Yes, most people do

[Raype]

She wouldn't pick her feet up if she didn't fall down trying to walk to the refrigerator.

So she didn't have a long stick and a net?

Well I suppose she wasn't that lazy.

Most people that fat just have the doctors pump the fat directly into their ass.

[Sprung]

So she didn't have a long stick and a net?

Well I suppose she wasn't that lazy.

Most people that fat just have the doctors pump the fat directly into their ass.

She was too lazy to go to the doctor and get the fat injections.

[Raype]

She was too lazy to go to the doctor and get the fat injections.

So she was lazy, fat, AND stupid?

I didn't know you dated Evans mom!

Although that explains where he got his good looks.

Rawr.

[Sprung]

So she was lazy, fat, AND stupid?

I didn't know you dated Evans mom!

Although that explains where he got his good looks.

Rawr.

I ..

um...

[Raype]

I ..

um...

Ssshhh, it's alright.

Let big daddy to all the work.

[Sprung]

Ssshhh, it's alright.

Let big daddy to all the work.

Everyone said it was cool. I wondered why they demanded pics...

[Sprung]

ok, I'm bored.

/SOTC

no, ray, that's not what it means.

[Raype]

ok, I'm bored.

/Suck On The Cock

no, ray, that's not what it means.

It's okay sweet thang, big daddy will catch you later.

All right...

[Evans]

We shall call it the "Evans".

Wrong. I move, but I get nowhere.

Here...

Spoiler warning:

Ivolt?! O_o

She was too lazy to go to the doctor and get the fat injections.

But she wasn't lazy enough to not be out all the time.

So she was lazy, fat, AND stupid?

I didn't know you dated Evans' mom!

Although that explains where he got his good looks.

Rawr.

Nah, he doesn't even outdate her. She be ~62.

It's okay sweet thang, big daddy will catch you later.

All right...

So motherly.