The Hangout: Providing insubstantial escapism for the unwashed masses!

[Mistral]

Cloud is a cool guy. eh kills sephiroth and doesn't afraid of anythign.

*Squints*
Is that sarcasm? I can never tell with you anymore when it comes to what you term "weeaboo" subjects.

Drunk again?

Ah, OK, sounds a fair.

[Ivolt]

but u forgot the part wer he sumons a big rock lol

but i thught taht ware at teh end???

[Anonymous]

Drunk again?

It's a 4chan meme.

[Raype]

What can I say? I see eyepatches, and think 'pirates'.

But what you DON'T see are the blue eyes, the long lightly coloured hair, the ribbon, the dress, and the large angelic wings.

After that, it's 2+2=4.

[Elin]

With your package should come (shut up, Ray) your address. You can imagine how the rest of the story will unfold.

You'd think that, but there's actually a big plot twist where I didn't put my address on the parcel.

...

What, don't look at me like that. It wasn't required.

[Raype]

but u forgot the part wer he sumons a big rock lol

I think you mean "Roc", and it's actually a phoenix.

*pushes up glasses*

[Anonymous]

High school football skills competition is on ESPN2. cool stuff.

[Ivolt]

But what you DON'T see are the blue eyes, the long lightly coloured hair, the ribbon, the dress, and the large angelic wings.

After that, it's 2+2=4.

Except in the magic lands of my friends, where 2+2= every other number but the one you pick.

[Raype]

Except in the magic lands of my friends, where 2+2= every other number but the one you pick.

Your friends are the ones who burned down that building next door, huh?

[Sprung]

Except in the magic lands of my friends, where 2+2= every other number but the one you pick.

I know where that is!
The walls are purple.

[Elin]

I think you mean "Roc", and it's actually a phoenix.

*pushes up glasses*

Actually, I think you'll find that Sephiroth never uses the Phoenix materia. Unless you put him in your party with a Gameshark and equip it to him. But we all know that's cheating.

*calculates the time that it takes his chair to move from one end of the room to the other*

[Ivolt]

Your friends are the ones who burned down that building next door, huh?

I don't know what your talking about.

I know where that is!
The walls are purple.

I don't know what you are talking about.

[Banned]

[Ivolt]

I think you mean "Roc", and it's actually a phoenix.

*pushes up glasses*

Super Nova, dude.

[Evans]

You'd think that, but there's actually a big plot twist where I didn't put my address on the parcel.

...

What, don't look at me like that. It wasn't required.

It's alright, I guess. I don't expect you to trust me.