About what you sticky with your dicky?Originally Posted by Evans
If only they made screens as wide as her ass...
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About what you sticky with your dicky?
If only they made screens as wide as her ass...
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Yup. Ask your mom.
It would be called Extra super XXX wide HD TV, where HD stands for "highly dimply".
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She asked "which one was danny again?".
vLame: "I like the way her whole body jiggles when she laughs"
*shudders*
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She mixed us up, again?
"Or stands still."
*hangs on and enjoys the vibrations*
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Yes. Which is why I keep telling you to wear glasses around her. It's the only way to separate us.
Picture her having sex with cheezy. The amount of jiggle would cause earthquakes for MILES.
NO YOU FOOL, THAT'S HER CLITORIS! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
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I'd rather not, she is nasty looking.
*blows brains out*
Sorry, you look like a vagina, I guess.
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The sunglasses will do then.
*rapes the hole*
Wanna stick your dick in me?
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That's brilliant.
So many holes, so little time.
I did say I'm not picky.
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Just don't look directly into her folds.That's brilliant.
So many holes, so little time.
I did say I'm not picky.
Which is why I plan to clone myself several hundred times.
Then what're you waiting for?
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Hell, I don't plan on looking at her at all.
We're screwed.
Move a province over.
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Orc Warrior, on Trollbane. Name is Quaronn. (Couldn't think of anything orcish within the letter limit.)
I might have to buy a subscription once this trial runs out. Addicting as shit.
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8" Firefox floppies ftw.
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More like Queeronn!!!
Then don't.Hell, I don't plan on looking at her at all.
We're screwed.
Move a province over.
Just as soon as they stop fucking each other, yes.
BUT I DON'T WANNA! Plus you guys are buried in snow right now, I'll wait until it melts. Plus our women are hotter and you know it.
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