Originally Posted by Ahkei
Whole stack of DVDs just fell on me.
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Whole stack of DVDs just fell on me.
Banned
No, Sprung, I wasn't pissed that the Abyss was on. I was pissed that I missed half of it.
Jackass Penguin
Completely understandable, and I sincerely apologize, good sirNo, Sprung, I wasn't pissed that the Abyss was on. I was pissed that I missed half of it.
Nice taste in movies, by the way.
Jackass Penguin
Also, The Abyss makes a WHOLE LOT more sense with the deleted scenes.
Cookie Thief
[20:44] JSL: What the fuck.
[20:44] JSL: Goddamnit
[20:44] JSL: Mafia is the stupidest fucking game ever.
[20:44] JSL: Fuck you motherfuckers, whomever you are that made this.
[20:45] JSL: The fucking game wants me to go kill some guy by planting a bomb on his car. There's a guard for teh car. The guard stands still, staring straight at the car. If the guard sees me touch the car, he starts shooting at me, and it brings the guy I'm supposed to kill outside.
[20:45] JSL: BUT THE FUCKING GAME HAS IT SO THAT IF I KILL THE GUARD, IT GIVES ME A GAME OVER SCREEN THAT SAYS "Sergio Escaped".
[20:46] JSL: NO MATTER WHAT!
[20:46] JSL: I just got his attention, shot fucking Sergio when he came outside, then shot the guard WITH SERGIO'S GUN! and it gave me a fucking game over, saying THE FUCKING DEAD GUY ESCAPED.
[20:46] JSL: FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
[20:47] JSL: Even if I kill the guard in a way so that he can never get Sergio's attention, like, say, speeding by and running his stupid fucking ass over, it's still a game over.
[20:47] JSL: GRAH.
[20:48] JSL: According to gamefaqs, I'm supposed to just go there, and WAIT, and eventually the fucking guy finished his cigarette and goes back inside, leaving the car alone.
[20:48] JSL: This is the stupidest fucking shit ever. You couldn't get more stupid.
[20:49] JSL: And ever time I fail the mission the game's last save is way back at the starting point, so I have to spend five minutes driving just to get back to that guy and that car.
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
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Necrosnake says (8:38 PM):
Yo
Evans says (8:38 PM):
Hey
Evans says (8:39 PM):
Was gonna pop a convo. How's you?
Necrosnake says (8:39 PM):
Better.
Evans says (8:39 PM):
What was it?
Necrosnake says (8:39 PM):
Got my appendix removed.
Shit happens, as they say.
Banned
The rat breathing underwater scene is deleted in England. Even though the five rats they used for the filming were never harmed (they were actually breathing an oxygenated flourocarbon liquid), the Royal Vets thought they were, so they cut the scene.
Banned
YES! High Fidelity on VH1 Classic. Great fucking flick.
Jackass Penguin
Lame. I bet they deleted the chinese guy getting his brains removed too.
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Necrosnake says (9:06 PM):
Taking a piss sucks
Necrosnake says (9:07 PM):
I gotta sit like a woman.
Necrosnake says (9:07 PM):
else it won't come out.
Evans says (9:07 PM):
They did remove your appendice.
Necrosnake says (9:08 PM):
Heh
Banned
Jack Black dancing to I'm Walking On Sunshine. Epic.
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Jack Black is epic.
Optimus Rhyme - [Optimus Rhyme #04] Reel Estate
Jackass Penguin
I have just been subjected to 5 episodes of Hanna Montana.
help me
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You love it, you slag.
Jackass Penguin
No, I really don't.
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