The Wang Out: GIZE! Solidifullness Joes is back! omgdz

[Clive]

Playable or NPC?

You cannot manipulate this character, Evans dear.

[Raype]

I'm touched by your testimony.

That's not his testimony

Now I feel extremely inferior.

Now you know how banned feels every time he takes off his pants.

[Ivolt]

All this talk about parents and children reminds me about my family.
This depresses me.

[Raype]

All this talk about parents and children reminds me about my family.
This depresses me.

Yes, it is rather depressing.

You know what always makes me feel better?

Sex.

In the ass.

Wanna give it a go?

[Clive]

All this talk about parents and children reminds me about my family.
This depresses me.

Sorry mate, I understand how familes can be...difficult sometimes. When I split with my ex I didnt get to see my son for far too long, it absolutely destroyed me.

[Ivolt]

Yes, it is rather depressing.

You know what always makes me feel better?

Sex.

In the ass.

Wanna give it a go?

Alright, bend over.

*readies cattle prod*

[Ivolt]

Sorry mate, I understand how familes can be...difficult sometimes. When I split with my ex I didnt get to see my son for far too long, it absolutely destroyed me.

Yeah. It's reminding me that I never really knew my father.

[Raype]

Alright, bend over.

*readies cattle prod*

SCORE!

Wow Ivolt, you're HU-BZZZTTFFAFAFFAAAAFATAHJHFBBZZZZTTTTT

[Clive]

Yeah. It's reminding me that I never really knew my father.

I'm sorry to hear that, genuinely.

[Raype]

Yeah. It's reminding me that I never really knew my father.

I'll be your daddy.

I've learned everything I needed to know about being a dad from my father.

*clears throat*

Let's see...

"Oh, Hi Ivolt.

Well, see you in 2 years."

*walks away*

Ha ha, good times.

[Raype]

Dammit, I should've taken the opportunity to take Ivolt over my knee.

/parental regret

[Clive]

Lets move on to an altogether happier, nicer topic.

Like gangrape.

[Ivolt]

I'll be your daddy.

I've learned everything I needed to know about being a dad from my father.

*clears throat*

Let's see...

"Oh, Hi Ivolt.

Well, see you in 2 years."

*walks away*

Ha ha, good times.

That's a lovely story.

Tell me another, papa.

[Evans]

You cannot manipulate this character, Evans dear.

I'll have to resort to using a gameshark, I see.

That's not his testimony

Now you know how banned feels every time he takes off his pants.

I knew it, it's your shriveled testes!

Yeah, funny.

Yes, it is rather depressing.

In the ass.

I'll be your daddy.

I've learned everything I needed to know about being a dad from my father.

*clears throat*

Let's see...

"Oh, Hi Ivolt.

Well, see you in 2 years."

*walks away*

Ha ha, good times.

He's an high level father. He mastered the "gonna get a pack of cigs/leave ya all forever" tech.

[Raype]

Lets move on to an altogether happier, nicer topic.

Like gangrape.

My father was gangraped.

By Bears!

TO DEATH!

That's a lovely story.

Tell me another, papa.

You want another story? What're ya, queer?

Go ask that whore you call a mom to read to you.

*opens beer*