The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

[Raype]

What would that be?

*hands evans hammer and nails*

Begin construction of my mansion.

[Evans]

*hands evans hammer and nails*

Begin construction of my womansion.

Hahahahahahah, best.


I need some sleep.

[Anonymous]

arranging the room, cleaning up, unpacking. i'll put up some pics when i'm done.

[Raype]

Hahahahahahah, best.


I need some sleep.

I don't see any typos yet.

No you don't. What you need is less boredom.

*hands evans lube*

Those machines aren't going to lubricate themselves, get crackin'!

[Evans]

I don't see any typos yet.

No you don't. What you need is less boredom.

*hands evans lube*

Those machines aren't going to lubricate themselves, get crackin'!

I don't make more when tired. Nor when drunk.

Yes, massa. *lubes Evans' crack like a machine*

[Fer!]

I'm hungry.

Also, taking beer is always fun and cool. Doing it with an empty belly it's not.

[Raype]

I don't make more when tired. Nor when drunk.

Yes, massa. *lubes Evans' crack like a machine*

Yes we do, liar.

Sex machine.

I'm hungry.

Also, taking beer is always fun and cool. Doing it with an empty belly it's not.

Perhaps I could interest you in my nuts?

[Evans]

I'm hungry.

Also, taking beer is always fun and cool. Doing it with an empty belly it's not.

*rings bell* MEAT! FREE MEAT! Want some Triple A grade meat?! Come to my meat!

Surely.

[Evans]

Yes we do, liar.

Sex machine.



Perhaps I could interest you in my nuts?

You, maybe, but not I. I'm basically perfect. /standards might not reflect those of the sponsors

You should handle my main shaft.

Salted, plz.

[Raype]

*rings bell* MEAT! FREE MEAT! Want some Triple A grade meat?! Come to my meat!

Surely.

*punches evans meat*

Better tenderize it first.

[Fer!]

Perhaps I could interest you in my nuts?

But then you will lose your ability in sexings.

*rings bell* MEAT! FREE MEAT! Want some Triple A grade meat?! Come to my meat!

Surely.

Yay! *grabs fork and knife*

[Evans]

*punches evans meat*

Better tenderize it first.

Unless you buyin', you ain't a touchin'.

Women tenderize meat.

[Fer!]

Hey! There is no meat here!

And this shack smells weird.

[Raype]

You, maybe, but not I. I'm basically perfect. /standards might not reflect those of the sponsors

You should handle my main shaft.

Salted, plz.

If you're so perfect, why aren't you asleep right now?

No, I'm fine with the exhaust pipe.

As always.

[Raype]

Unless you buyin', you ain't a touchin'.

Women tenderize meat.

Fine. *hands evans a 20*

You mom tenderizes meat.

And this shack smells weird.

It's the beans.