The perfect woman: large firm breasts, and Laryngitis.
Hey Sprung, do you plan on making one of those Santa Claus threads?
Originally Posted by Sprung The perfect woman: large firm breasts, and my dick in her mouth. Same shit.
Originally Posted by Evans Same shit. She'd still be able to talk, though, since her mouth wouldn't be full.
Originally Posted by Michael Hey Sprung, do you plan on making one of those Santa Claus threads? I thought about it...I figured I'd wait till about a week before Christmas though...last year it died way too early.
Originally Posted by Michael She'd still be able to talk, though, since her mouth wouldn't be full. How come you know Sprung's dick size? Or are you just pulling stuff out of your ass?
Originally Posted by Evans How come you know Sprung's dick size? Or are you just pulling stuff out of your ass? Oh I see what you did there! I'm not answering either of those questions.
Originally Posted by Evans How come you know Sprung's dick size? Or are you just pulling stuff out of your ass? Yes.
Originally Posted by Ahkei And I suppose you're not... i built my own machine. that's a no on that one.
Originally Posted by Sprung Yes. But, the HO title never lies. OR DOES IT?!
Originally Posted by Cheezymadman i built my own machine. that's a no on that one. You order pieces and put them in the right slots. Congrats, a monkey can also play with matching shapes.
Originally Posted by Cheezymadman i built my own machine. that's a no on that one. Running Vista on it? Originally Posted by Evans But, the HO title never lies. OR DOES IT?! :X
Originally Posted by Evans But, the HO title never lies. OR DOES IT?! Hmm...some things are better left to the imagination
Originally Posted by Evans You order pieces and put them in the right slots. Congrats, a monkey can also play with matching shapes.
Originally Posted by Evans You order pieces and put them in the right slots. Congrats, a monkey can also play with matching shapes. Fucking win.
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