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I saved a few key convos, screenshots, and links. I'm tempted to use them. But, knowing myself, I'd feel good for a while, then regret it. Not much, but yeah.Originally Posted by Raype
Perhaps you could just frame someone else for the crime.
Just leave some stepladders lying around.
Or a couple of crashed cars.
Or a pile of's
Maybe a violated corpse or two.
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You're too nice.I saved a few key convos, screenshots, and links. I'm tempted to use them. But, knowing myself, I'd feel good for a while, then regret it. Not much, but yeah.
Who are you and what have you done with eve?
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Queer!You get the power to control fire
Awesome!
You can shape the earth
Sweet!
You get the ability to manipulate water
Cool!
What do I get?
You get to talk to animals.
...THIS BLOWS!
Silence, goldfish!Sorry, I thought you liked it rough
No really, that sucks. Take it out on Ray.
Shit happens. In his mouth.
You mean you don't have a flatscreen TV mounted on the ceiling?
AWESOME!
Fat chance, have you seen the flab on that guy? Cousteau could spend a decade diving in that shit and not find a damn thing.
No, but when I squeeze my eyeballs, I see colors./endorsed by Apple
He's just, what, 1200 miles away? He was home alone a while ago. Could have dropped by.
But Costco could make a fortune with bacon and lard.
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That I am.
Quiche! Want some? /Betty Crocker
If I see a Chris Crocker quote raype...
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Steer?Queer!
No, but when I squeeze my eyeballs, I see colors.
He's just, what, 1200 miles away? He was home alone a while ago. Could have dropped by.
But Costco could make a fortune with bacon and lard.
:Iron Man:
Then shouldn't they be iBalls?
*AHHHHHHHHH*
*adds cheezy meat to list of things Ray wouldn't put in his mouth*
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No, you're not.
Hey, Deacher, leave those Quiche alone!
I would, but I won't.
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Veer?Steer?
:iron man:
Then shouldn't they be iBalls?
*AHHHHHHHHH*
*adds cheezy meat to list of things Ray wouldn't put in his mouth*
Turd time's the good one, I think...
If you wanna get sued, iGuess.
You could have gone there, too, had you not left the Retardo Mobile in some shady parking lot.
The world was quoted as saying "I r vegan".
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But iExist.
Just another glory hole in the wall.
Who are you?
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Beer?Veer?
Turd time's the good one, I think...
If you wanna get sued, iGuess.
You could have gone there, too, had you not left the Retardo Mobile in some shady parking lot.
The world was quoted as saying "I r vegan".
Ah, iSee. iWon't say a thing.
I didn't want the sunlight to ruin the paintjob....
The sun then added "stop being a homo". Pluto could not be reached for comet.
iDisagree.
At least mine was close.
*puts on top hat and monocle* I'm the queen of england! *hops onto motor scooter and rides off*
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Leer!Beer?
Ah, iSee. iWon't say a thing.
I didn't want the sunlight to ruin the paintjob....
The sun then added "stop being a homo". Pluto could not be reached for comet.
It's only normal that iPost this link again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mCCY...eature=related
It's... night. What the fuck are you, a ret... Oh. Awwww, your idiocy is adorable. I want to shoot you in the face. :}
Mars laughed and commented on how the sun was the biggest flamer around.
iDontcare.iDisagree.
At least mine was close.
*puts on top hat and monocle* I'm the queen of england! *hops onto motor scooter and rides off*
Your glory hole?
As I said earlier, queer.
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Gear?Leer!
It's only normal that iPost this link again: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mCCY...eature=related
It's... night. What the fuck are you, a ret... Oh. Awwww, your idiocy is adorable. I want to shoot you in the face. :}
Mars laughed and commented on how the sun was the biggest flamer around.
iDontcare.
Your glory hole?
As I said earlier, queer.
iLove that vid.
Dude, it's fucking noonAlso, I didn't say it was night when I parked.
Mars was meanwhile too busy nailing Uranus. In other news, Saturn and Jupiter have gotten divorced. Jupiter has asked that the ring be returned.
iWillRapeYou
No, a dick in the wall. Which would've given me the opportunity to post my hockey porn folder. You wouldn't believe the quality of this Don Cherry look-alike.
Hey, at least I didn't claim to be king james and proceed to bitchslap you with a bible before riding off into the sunset on a segway.
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Smeer?Gear?
iLove that vid.
Dude, it's fucking noon
Mars was meanwhile too busy nailing Uranus. In other news, Saturn and Jupiter have gotten divorced. Jupiter has asked that the ring be returned.
iWillRapeYou
No, a dick in the wall. Which would've given me the opportunity to post my hockey porn folder. You wouldn't believe the quality of this Don Cherry look-alike.
Hey, at least I didn't claim to be king james and proceed to bitchslap you with a bible before riding off into the sunset on a segway.
iDotoo.
Neptune and Venus' representatives said that no comment would be made at this point. More, after this.
iWillnotobject.
See, it all fits together. Dick and glory holes. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what? Don Cherry? *shivers* Nasssty.
Yeah, what's that about? I could have handled your scepter.
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Timbaland [Presents: Shock Value] - Apologize (Feat. One Republic)
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I could use a new theme.
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Near.Smeer?
iDotoo.
Neptune and Venus' representatives said that no comment would be made at this point. More, after this.
iWillnotobject.
See, it all fits together. Dick and glory holes. GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL what? Don Cherry? *shivers* Nasssty.
Yeah, what's that about? I could have handled your scepter.
;x
iHave a stiffy.
Now now, don't give yourself brain damage. Save that for the bedroom.
Deimos: Mommy, mommy, I want this new cereal!
Mars: ChocoRoids? I don't know, all this rock will give you craters...
Deimos: BUT I WANT IT!
Earth(voicover): Tired of having this discussion in your grocery store? I know I am. That's why planetary Farms has developed the first delicious cereal that actually prevents craters.
Mercury(voicevoer): Presenting MilkyWhey, a thick paste of calcium enforced goodness to keep your little ones crater free!
Deimos: YAY!
Phobos: THIS CEREAL RULES!
Moon: I wish my mommy bought me MilkyWhey, now it's too late, all the other satellites call me crater face *runs off crying*
Earth (voiceover): Remember kids, Commander Comet says eat up!
iAm inside you.
You fit together.
Yeah, it really is. *tosses cd out window*
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