The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

[Elin]

It depends on the rack. Oh, and the house it's stored in. Nobody likes a nice rack in a cheap house. Well, I might, but that's different...

Nothing, I just find it interesting that you're commenting on brightside's rack.

But if it's a nice, classy mass-produced rack in a good house?

It's not that interesting. Everybody has their own thoughts on racks, you know. I mean...they're just kind of there. Some people have them, and some people don't. And sometimes...you know...people even wonder what it would be like to have a rack of their very own, and...

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Too far?

[Sprung]

You put stuff in it.

It also dispenses drinks.

I agree.

Also, I noticed a picture of a wine bottle holder earlier.

[Raype]

But the rack itself is unimportant. It's the wine inside it that really counts. Any wine connosieur worth knowing can tell you that.

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I think...that almost works?

Yes, but a nice rack accentuates the contents while a small, unimpressive rack diminishes the quality. A nice bottle of wine on a poorly designed rack is not going to impress anybody, nor will cheap wine with a nice rack. A mid range wine on a pretty decent rack will get far more attention than either of the aforementioned examples.

Furthermore, we must always be wary of sagging, as racks won't remain perky forever. A well designed rack will maintain it's shape longer.

[Evans]

My only regret is that I didn't get to ban lizard myself.

You can unban him and then redo it.

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*double takes it in the ass*

*looks at beer*

*looks at post*

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*tosses beer*

Hahahahaha, whore.

Cum on, it's not the first time I managed to fuck up a joke.

I voted Jase for a reason.

Bigger wine racks make you look more important.

Nobody is impressed by a small rack.

People want to see huge bulging racks.

Although some people take things too far.

Than you really are. If you need a big rack to define yourself, then you have other issues at hand.

Or dick. Unless it's really small.

No, just play with them.

In the butt.

[Sprung]

Blue October - Clumsy Card House

[Ahkei]

If these posts abotu win racks were their own thread, it would be a legendary thread.

[Raype]

But if it's a nice, classy mass-produced rack in a good house?

It's not that interesting. Everybody has their own thoughts on racks, you know. I mean...they're just kind of there. Some people have them, and some people don't. And sometimes...you know...people even wonder what it would be like to have a rack of their very own, and...

...

Too far?

Then it's exactly the kind of rack I'd want.

Nay, it's not too far. Racks are a very important part of society, and like it or not, racks are here to say. Some people love to show off their racks, others prefer to bury them. Racks are everywhere. Our society is obsessed with racks, shoe racks, wine racks, tennis rack-ettes, coat racks, race t-racks. We must learn to talk about racks in a mature manner in order to build a better tomorrow.

[Ahkei]

Blue October - Clumsy Card House

Their only good song is Razorblade.

[Fer!]

My Gmail inbox looks so sad without the new replies and stuff.

[Evans]

But the rack itself is unimportant. It's the wine inside it that really counts. Any wine connosieur worth knowing can tell you that.

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I think...that almost works?

Connaisseur.

Part time.

But if it's a nice, classy mass-produced rack in a good house?

It's not that interesting. Everybody has their own thoughts on racks, you know. I mean...they're just kind of there. Some people have them, and some people don't. And sometimes...you know...people even wonder what it would be like to have a rack of their very own, and...

...

Too far?

Nope, just creepy.

Yes, but a nice rack accentuates the contents while a small, unimpressive rack diminishes the quality. A nice bottle of wine on a poorly designed rack is not going to impress anybody, nor will cheap wine with a nice rack. A mid range wine on a pretty decent rack will get far more attention than either of the aforementioned examples.

Furthermore, we must always be wary of sagging, as racks won't remain perky forever. A well designed rack will maintain it's shape longer.

But then you end up with a nice rack that doesn't match the rest.

[Sprung]

Their only good song is Razorblade.

Listening to that now.

[Evans]

Then it's exactly the kind of rack I'd want.

Nay, it's not too far. Racks are a very important part of society, and like it or not, racks are here to say. Some people love to show off their racks, others prefer to bury them. Racks are everywhere. Our society is obsessed with racks, shoe racks, wine racks, tennis rack-ettes, coat racks, race t-racks. We must learn to talk about racks in a mature manner in order to build a better tomorrow.

*insert pic of random boob shots captioned "If your tits could talk:"*

[Elin]

Connaisseur.

Oi! Don't taunt my spelling when I'm half-asleep.

[Raype]

I voted Jase for a reason.

Than you really are. If you need a big rack to define yourself, then you have other issues at hand.

Not necessarily, some people merely have been given poor racks. It's not their fault. Why should we look down on people that try to correct or improve their racks in order to improve their self image? I say, let them upgrade their racks. Why must we look down on people who upsize but not people who downsize? I say society needs to accept that some people have problems with their racks and fixing said problem should not always be an indicator of some bigger underlying problem as you seem to claim. Sometimes they just want something that says "look at me, I have a nice rack".

You know, I'm starting to think you have a problem with racks. Are you more of a shelf man evans?

[Ahkei]

Listening to that now.

I put it on yesterday when I went out for a cig, and the cig lasted longer than the song, and I had endure a minute of shitty music for the duration of the cigarette.