The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

[Evans]

Read that post again.

Whine?

Have I told you lately that CUTCUTCUT?

Jizz, you're better at puns than this. C'mon (me).

[Elin]

here you go, still some wine on it though

It's certainly a nice rack, but it's a bit artificial looking. I prefer a more natural look, myself.

[Sprung]

Thanks doc Sprung.

/....dies

Better get a second opinion before beginning any rigorous activities.

[Evans]

It's certainly a nice rack, but it's a bit artificial looking. I prefer a more natural look, myself.

It's made of wood. Doesn't get more natural than that.

[Raype]

It's certainly a nice rack, but it's a bit artificial looking. I prefer a more natural look, myself.

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*double take*

*looks at beer*

*looks at post*

...

*tosses beer*

Jizz, you're better at puns than this. C'mon (me).

Cum on, it's not the first time I managed to fuck up a joke.

[Elin]

It's made of wood. Doesn't get more natural than that.

But look at the way that it's been shaped and crafted. Molded into a shape that was never meant to be its own. It's disgusting, in a way, don't you think? Why can't people just be content with their bodie...er...wine racks?

[Evans]

But look at the way that it's been shaped and crafted. Molded into a shape that was never meant to be its own. It's disgusting, in a way, don't you think? Why can't people just be content with their bodie...er...wine racks?

It's because they're clearly made to be shown, and not appreciated for their actual usefulness.

[Sprung]

My only regret is that I didn't get to ban lizard myself.

[Elin]

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*double take*

*looks at beer*

*looks at post*

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*tosses beer*

What? Don't you like a rack that has clearly had a lot of care put into its creation over one that's just been churned out on a production line?

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What did you think I meant?

[Raype]

But look at the way that it's been shaped and crafted. Molded into a shape that was never meant to be its own. It's disgusting, in a way, don't you think? Why can't people just be content with their bodie...er...wine racks?

Bigger wine racks make you look more important.

Nobody is impressed by a small rack.

People want to see huge bulging racks.

Although some people take things too far.

[Elin]

It's because they're clearly made to be shown, and not appreciated for their actual usefulness.

...touche.

[Sprung]

A rack has a use?

Well, I'll be damned.

[Raype]

What? Don't you like a rack that has clearly had a lot of care put into its creation over one that's just been churned out on a production line?

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What did you think I meant?

It depends on the rack. Oh, and the house it's stored in. Nobody likes a nice rack in a cheap house. Well, I might, but that's different...

Nothing, I just find it interesting that you're commenting on brightside's rack.

[Elin]

Bigger wine racks make you look more important.

Nobody is impressed by a small rack.

People want to see huge bulging racks.

Although some people take things too far.

But the rack itself is unimportant. It's the wine inside it that really counts. Any wine connosieur worth knowing can tell you that.

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I think...that almost works?

[Raype]

A rack has a use?

Well, I'll be damned.

You put stuff in it.

It also dispenses drinks.