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Thread: The Wangout: Sprung is tidy. I wonder if he's gay..

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    Until I went like... "Mom... look... here's my porn collection... see those bitches.. now shut up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiki View Post
    Actually, my mom was telling me about some show documentary she watched about a Japanese cannibal. And she said that they showed you pictures of his room that was filled with children's toys, gesturing to my shelves and walls as she said it. I mean...I know she didn't mean to be offensive, but...ouch. Being compared to a lunatic who murders and eats people just because I'm twenty-one years old, and still somewhat introverted? Unpleasant~ ^_~
    If you want, I can get your mom off your back.

    And into the sack.

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    I just realized that it's been a while since I've felt like actually changing my theme. I think I found myself a keeper.

    /random

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeno_Dan View Post
    Until I went like... "Mom... look... here's my porn collection... see those bitches.. now shut up."
    If I had been her, I would have said something like "Now you're just trying too hard."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeno_Dan View Post
    Haha, still better than my mom continuesly referring to me as "gay" for not having a girlfriend in years.
    My mom asked me if I was asexual a few years back. Which...wasn't so bad. It was more...the manner in which she asked it... I don't remember exactly, but it was something like...

    "When you were younger, you had lots of girl friends, and you seemed like a very normal little boy. But as you got older, you seemed more interested in boys. Your father and I assumed that one day you'd tell us that you were gay. But then I saw this program on asexuality. You know people are beginning to accept that it's a valid orientation now. Do you think maybe that could be you? You know Jack (my brother) has lots of pornography in his room, but you don't, so..."

    I mean seriously, what the heck? I didn't even know where to begin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiki View Post
    My mom asked me if I was asexual a few years back. Which...wasn't so bad. It was more...the manner in which she asked it... I don't remember exactly, but it was something like...

    "When you were younger, you had lots of girl friends, and you seemed like a very normal little boy. But as you got older, you seemed more interested in boys. Your father and I assumed that one day you'd tell us that you were gay. But then I saw this program on asexuality. You know people are beginning to accept that it's a valid orientation now. Do you think maybe that could be you? You know Jack (my brother) has lots of pornography in his room, but you don't, so..."

    I mean seriously, what the heck? I didn't even know where to begin...
    "What's for dinner, meat?" would have been an interesting start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    If you want, I can get your mom off your back.

    And into the sack.
    And start calling you 'dad'? I don't think so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiki View Post
    And start calling you 'dad'? I don't think so...
    'Daddy', more like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiki View Post
    And start calling you 'dad'? I don't think so...
    Tell you what, you can still call me Ray if I get to take photos of you in a swimsuit.

    Deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Tell you what, you can still call me Ray if I get to take photos of you in a swimsuit.

    Deal?
    Bikini or one piece?

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    *snaps screenshots to 'Incest' folder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiki View Post
    Bikini or one piece?
    Whatever you want dear.

    Whatever you want.

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    Kiki is underaged...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ray. View Post
    Whatever you want dear.

    Whatever you want.
    Okay, this is beginning to disturb even me, and stuff like this usually goes way over my head. Topic change~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xeno_Dan View Post
    Kiki is underaged...
    She has a mean pussy and a broomstick between her legs.

    She seems experienced enough.

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