That depends, though, can you mutate into a giant grotesque demon?
Cookie Thief
That depends, though, can you mutate into a giant grotesque demon?
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
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I tried bellowing 'DARKNESS! GRANT ME POWER!' and my desk lamp's light bulb blew. So I've got the darkness down. The power, however, continues to elude me.Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming
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Actually, I can see your point.It's true, mankind ill needs a saviour such as me... ;.;
I'd be a terrible Dracula.This I gotta see!Time to die, lowly human! *sucks blood* Oh dear... what a mess I've made.
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No one can see that, though. Right?
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Goatman says: buttsecksIt beats blaming someone who is. I mean...who wants a scapegoat that's not a goat, but actually a human. A human with words! Lots of words! In sentences! Coherently structured into an argument!
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I like where this post is going.
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Just make a reference to Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. That works for any situation. Heck just pretend that there was a vampire in it if it makes it easier.I want to make a clever movie reference, but I can't remember the title.
Cookie Thief
Can you at least spread parts of yourself around the joint and have people collect them for fun and profit?
As I was walking down the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish, I wish he'd go away.
Moderator
And such unsightly puncture marks in your neck, too.This I gotta see!Let's just patch that up for you. There~ All better!
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And, yet, the room remains silent. I wonder why...Goatman says: buttsecks
Erm. What he said.
/genius
/is still dead, but prettyAnd such unsightly puncture marks in your neck, too.
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Ah, please relate to this Mr. Goatman that I require more details of the exact terms and conditions of his most generous proposition.Goatman says: buttsecks
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Pft, I think most people can do that. Just invest in a hacksaw and away you go~
Can you at least spread parts of yourself around the joint and have people collect them for fun and profit?
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Actually...
I think this would be more fitting:
Goatman shrieks: booooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTSEEKKKKKKKKKKS
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Now let's get to sprucing up this drab castle~/is still dead, but pretty
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So...less a proposition and more a dictat. I see...
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Ladies and Gentlemen, your new Dracula:Now let's get to sprucing up this drab castle~
Cat loving guy from Family Guy, FYI.
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