The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[Anonymous]

Computer desk is emptied and stuff is packed away.

[Raype]

Forgot to get up before taking a dump, again, didn't you?

Nope, I had to return some video tapes.

By which I mean I had to see a man about a horse.

By which I mean I had to meet some people for something.

Or something.

It's all very technical.

By which I mean it's pretty basic shit that i had to run next door to do.

I'm pretty bored, and got a sore neck. I blame you, you sexy bastard.

I did nothing.

Oh, and out of context MSN time:

[SA-X]

That'd scare the shit out of me...probably for the best really, less blocking that monsters entrance 0_0

[Anonymous]

My dick's not too long, but it's thick as hell.

It's likea cheese wheel.

[Raype]

My dick's not too long, but it's thick as hell.

It's likea cheese wheel.

...

I did not need that mental picture, thank you.

I'm off to erase my memories.

With a gun.

[SA-X]

...

I did not need that mental picture, thank you.

I'm off to erase my memories.

With a gun.

*follows*

[Raype]

*follows*

Nope, you'll be fine.

I did some amateur brain surgery while you were sleeping.

Let's see...

*clears throat*

"What seest thou else in the dark backward and abysm of time?"

You will remember nothing.

Except walking in on your parents fucking like animals on your bed.

[SA-X]

Nope, you'll be fine.

I did some amateur brain surgery while you were sleeping.

Let's see...

*clears throat*

"What seest thou else in the dark backward and abysm of time?"

You will remember nothing.

Except walking in on your parents fucking like animals on your bed.

You aint my dad

[Anonymous]

Would you kindly make me retro?

[SA-X]

Would you kindly make me retro?

Why do you want to be Retro?

[Raype]

Would you kindly make me retro?

Not happening Fontaine.

You aint my dad

If I recite it once more your brain will be wiped clean.

DO YOU WANT THAT HUH SONNY?

Now give daddy a hug.

And a blowjob.

[SA-X]

Not happening Fontaine.



If I recite it once more your brain will be wiped clean.

DO YOU WANT THAT HUH SONNY?

Now give daddy a hug.

And a blowjob.

*flees*

[Raype]

*flees*

You've been playing with that dog again, haven't you?

*grabs shotgun*

Never again!

[SA-X]

O Daddy Nooooo!

[Raype]

O Daddy Nooooo!

*blam*

Fuck, only wounded it.

*blam*

Shit, this things a fuckin' robot!

*blam*

Die motherfucker*

*blam*

*blam*

*blam*

*click*

*whimper*

Fuck, out of ammo

*reaches for bat*

PLAY DEAD BOY!

*whack*

*whack*

*whack*

GOOD BOY!

*kicks dog corpse*

Go fetch daddy's gas can and matches boy.