The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[Tassadar]

BEIJING (Reuters) - An intoxicated Chinese man who tried to give a panda a hug at Beijing Zoo found himself biting it in self defence after his clumsy attempt at affection was savagely rejected, local media reported on Thursday.

Zhang Xinyan, a building worker on holiday from China's central Henan province, climbed into an enclosure that held Gu Gu, a seven-year-old panda, at Beijing Zoo after the man had drunk four pints of beer during lunch at a nearby restaurant, the Yanzhao Metropolis Daily said.

Zhang, who couldn't remember the incident clearly, had wanted to hug the panda and shake its hand after having watched similar scenes on television.

"When I was in there, the panda was eating bamboo. Then, it seemed some people shouted, which startled the panda. He rushed over to bite my leg," Zhang said.

Zhang, who tried in vain to push the panda away, was bitten twice and forced to the ground, the paper said.

"I took the opportunity to bite the panda's back, but its fur was too thick," Zhang said.

Eventually, a zoo worker sprayed water from a hose to rescue Zhang from the panda's clutches, the paper said.

Both were worse for wear after the tussle. Zhang was rushed to hospital and given tetanus and rabies shots, while Gu Gu lost her appetite, Xinhua news agency reported.

"It was scared by the intruder and refused to eat for one and a half days," a zoo spokeswoman, surnamed Ye, told Xinhua.

[Jetsetlemming]

Please save yourself from downloading this piece of shit game. It sounds great; an open-ended FPS taking place in Columbia or whatever. But it SUCKS! It doesn't matter if you have the worlds best super computer, the game still lags like hell. And there are numerous gameplay and video/sound related glitches that will ruin everything for you. It's damn near impossible to play.

Just keep hoping that White Gold turns out better.

Did you play it with the 2.0 patch? I had it recommended to me but only if I use that.
It's already 77% done, so I guess I might as well try it out for myself.

[Sprung]

Finished supper. Gotta go gas up my car for the week.

[SA-X]

*Sob*
I'm crying with the shame of this story...

One day when I was a nipper I was going through my most furious fist and the furious stage (a billion times a day or something). Well anyway I had a thing for Jet from Gladiators (the shame)and had recorded the previous nights episode on my massive video. Anyway while watching it Jet was about to do her speciality - the over head rings thing - and I defy any man to not find that a turn on! Feeling randy I watched her lift her right leg really high in the air! Being well turned on I paused the video and proceeded to thrash one out.
So I had my trousers round my ankles and was stood in front of the TV, well into the vinegar strokes when my door swung open and there was my Dad!!!! Shit! As I was facing the door there was no way he couldn't tell what I was doing! Within the same second our extremely excitable dog barged into the room and jumped up at me at the very same time my purple monster spurted my man milk! The dog got it full in the face and I fell backwards onto the bed, cock in hand!
My Dad was bright red and tried to chase the dog out of the room while I started crying and tried to hide my shame! Burying my face in the pillow I really really wanted to die....
then out of the quiet and my muffled sobs I heard my Dad say "I prefer Lightning to that Jet" then he closed the door!
Sometime later I ventured downstairs and into the kitchen fearing laughs and ridicule only to be greeted with the sight of my Dad washing the Dog out in the yard!!!!!

Dad I salute you!
(Manatee Fondler, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 10:05, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/questions/wanking_disasters/

Oh fucking lol

[Anonymous]

...wow.

Just... wow.

[polobunny]

Oh fucking lol

XD this is kinda sad

[Kazuya Mishima]

BEIJING (Reuters) - An intoxicated Chinese man who tried to give a panda a hug at Beijing Zoo found himself biting it in self defence after his clumsy attempt at affection was savagely rejected, local media reported on Thursday.

Zhang Xinyan, a building worker on holiday from China's central Henan province, climbed into an enclosure that held Gu Gu, a seven-year-old panda, at Beijing Zoo after the man had drunk four pints of beer during lunch at a nearby restaurant, the Yanzhao Metropolis Daily said.

Zhang, who couldn't remember the incident clearly, had wanted to hug the panda and shake its hand after having watched similar scenes on television.

"When I was in there, the panda was eating bamboo. Then, it seemed some people shouted, which startled the panda. He rushed over to bite my leg," Zhang said.

Zhang, who tried in vain to push the panda away, was bitten twice and forced to the ground, the paper said.

"I took the opportunity to bite the panda's back, but its fur was too thick," Zhang said.

Eventually, a zoo worker sprayed water from a hose to rescue Zhang from the panda's clutches, the paper said.

Both were worse for wear after the tussle. Zhang was rushed to hospital and given tetanus and rabies shots, while Gu Gu lost her appetite, Xinhua news agency reported.

"It was scared by the intruder and refused to eat for one and a half days," a zoo spokeswoman, surnamed Ye, told Xinhua.

That poor panda somone tell him that cookies taste better than people.

[SA-X]

XD this is kinda sad

=D

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

CSI and Without A Trace are doing a 2 hour joint episode on Thursday.

Is this awesome? (y/n)

[Sprung]

CSI and Without A Trace are doing a 2 hour joint episode on Thursday.

Is this awesome? (y/n)

Not really, to me anyway.

[Sprung]

I think I said the Pats would win, didn't I?

[Anonymous]

I think I said the Pats would win, didn't I?

Good thing i started the cowboys D today instead of indy

[Sprung]

I am so freakin bored. Changing time back has screwed me up....it seems like it should be later than it is, and I fell like I should be doing something constructive with my final hours of the weekend.

[polokitty]

I am so freakin bored. Changing time back has screwed me up....it seems like it should be later than it is, and I fell like I should be doing something constructive with my final hours of the weekend.

QFT