The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[Jackhammer]

The world's most expensive cat

[Strongbad]

Oh.

/puts away medical journal.

I was just holding it for a friend I swear!

There's nothing wrong with having several anatomy books laying around. Even if they are covered in sperm,piss, and blood.


Bedtime. It's nearly 7am.

[Raype]

There's nothing wrong with having several anatomy books laying around. Even if they are covered in sperm,piss, and blood.

Bedtime. It's nearly 7am.

Mine's mostly bile and phlegm. Someone didn't study before heading into the OR

[Strongbad]

The world's most expensive cat

That pussy is not to be trusted. Regular cats are evil enough, but this one is big enough to kill. Still, I certainly would love to have one.

[Raype]

The world's most expensive cat

The bespoke cats stand more than 1m tall (3.3feet) on their hind legs and grow to a top weight of 30lb.

Despite their price, Mr Brodie insists the Ashera is a good tempered, low maintenance pet.

Sounds just like what those dudes who keep pet mountain lions say. Before it gets loose and eats a half dozen children.

Why is it that I expect to open a newspaper and see "millionaire mauled to death by pet cat" sometime soon?

I'd still get one. It's a cat big enough to scare people.

What's not to like?

[Raype]

AH fuck, almost 9

Gotta roll.

[Anonymous]

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

[Evans]

HAY GUIZE WAT'S GOIN ON?

Oh, a pile of leaves.

[Evans]

/shower and stuff

[Sprung]

Oh, a pile of leaves.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I swear, I went to school with the guy in Elmdor's avatar.

Uncanny.

You went to school with Jason Biggs?

[Evans]

You went to school with Jason Biggs?

He doesn't look like Jason Biggs.

But, the guy I'm talking about? 98% identical. I swear, I'd have fucked 'em both.

[Anonymous]

So, that was fun.

My mom just stormed into the house, woke me out of a dream involving Eliza Dushku and a can of whipped cream, and proceeded to tear my room apart. Apparently, she locked herself out of her car, while it wsa running, and needed the spare key she gave me six months ago. Then she has the nerve to yell at me for not knowing where I put it.

Riiiight.

[Anonymous]

The more I think about it, the more I'm pretty sure the spare key is in her car somewhere. :X

[Anonymous]

The Cranberries - Zombie

fuckin win