The Hangout: SegNin made fun of my thread title :(

[Strongbad]

Kosmo.

Did that tonight.

Me.

Or Rachael, Ray's more masculine self.

Sounds alight.

[Evans]

That's why microwaves were invented.

Oh, and mini fridges.

Got all of those, but I don't feel like making anything. Come to think of it, I don't believe we keep microwaveable "food" around here.

[Anonymous]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

[Evans]

Alrighty, sammich, then I'm off to rest my back.

BAI

[Ahkei]

Surprising of you. I haven't seen that one before.

[Ahkei]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

So bad it's awesome.


Alright, I'd better get ready. Tequila slammers and vodka shots all night!

I fucking love my life.

[Anonymous]

So bad it's awesome.


Alright, I'd better get ready. Tequila slammers and vodka shots all night!

I fucking love my life.

fucking win.

[Raype]

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

Main Character: "I have to stop the Sith!"
Malak: No, you ARE the Sith!
And then main character was Darth Revan.

[Anonymous]

Main Character: "I have to stop the Sith!"
Admiral Katarr: No, you ARE the Sith!
And then main character was Darth Revan.

lulz and fixed

[Ahkei]

Mmm. Just got outta the shower.

Unironed jackets for the loss.


Ruins my style.

[Ahkei]

I'm off.

Bai, guize.

[Jetsetlemming]

Fuck, bored. Gonna go to bed. Hopefully tomorrow The AoM guys'll get back to me, I sent 'em a note.

[Raype]

lulz and fixed

Nope, Katarr only told Carth, Malak told the main character.

[Anonymous]

Nope, Katarr only told Carth, Malak told the main character.

Carth asks Bastila if it's true, she fills in the rest of the story. This all happens on the Leviathan.

[Raype]

Carth asks Bastila if it's true, she fills in the rest of the story. This all happens on the Leviathan.

Are you certain?

I'm fairly sure they just alluded to some "big secret" at that part, and then as you're leaving the leviathan you run into malak who lets loose a "lol ur revan" and then both bastila and carth let you in on it.