The Hangout: NEW FORUM SKIN OUT! (Rated M for MY EYES!!! THEY'RE BURNINATED!!!)

[Evans]

And birdo.

Seriously, what the fuck was up with that shit?

Mario needs to see a shrink.

And lay off the fucking drugs.

And why is it the only chick in his dreams (besides that hermaphrodite who shoots eggs out it's mouth) is the chick he nails constantly.

Jesus christ mario, live a little. Get you some sweet dream Samus ass or something.

Fuck.

What the fuck? Do you expect a guy who hangs around sewage all day with his semi retarded looking brother to be normal?

[Evans]

Agreed. It is by far the best Mario game known to man.

After Dr. Mario, yup.

[Strongbad]

You mean hot chocolate or regular, cold chococrap flavored milk?

If you have syrup, you can improvise. Or milk a black woman.

I mean real chocolate milk. That shit will put hair on your chest. You should see mine. Also, I don't use syrup or any of that powdered shit. I only drink Deans Chocolate, or Marsh brand chocolate milk.

[Evans]

I mean real chocolate milk. That shit will put hair on your chest. You should see mine. Also, I don't use syrup or any of that powdered shit. I only drink Deans Chocolate, or Marsh brand chocolate milk.

Yuck, I can't stand that shit. Maybe with cereals, but that's it.

[Strongbad]

I am now changing my pick of best Mario game ever to SSBM.

[Strongbad]

Yuck, I can't stand that shit. Maybe with cereals, but that's it.

Pussy.

[Raype]

What the fuck? Do you expect a guy who hangs around sewage all day with his semi retarded looking brother to be normal?

No, but there's a line between "weird" and "off your fucking nut".

And he's crossed it, moonwalked back over it, taken a dump on it, then ate the shit and smiled showing his shit covered teeth with SMB2.

Plus his brother isn't "retarded", just gay. In the 80's the two were the same thing according to most people. Well the only open gays were nuts, so you can't really blame them

[Evans]

I am now changing my pick of best Mario game ever to SSBM.

Super Saiyan Borly Man?

[Raype]

I am now changing my pick of best Mario game ever to SSBM.

But mario SUCKED in that

[Evans]

Pussy.

It tastes like shit, you dumbfuck.

[Strongbad]

Super Saiyan Borly Man?

Yeah, that's the ticket.

[Evans]

But mario SUCKED in that

Well the only open gays were nuts, so you can't really blame them

[Raype]

It tastes like shit, you dumbfuck.

Evans thinks pussy tastes like shit.

Interesting.

/makes note "Evans=Gay?"

[Strongbad]

But mario SUCKED in that

What!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!~!


My top characters.
1. Captain Falcon
2. Fox
3. Falco
4. Mario
5. Ganondorf
6. Link
7. Everyone else.

Mario is the Bruce Lee of the Smash world.

[Evans]

Evans thinks pussy tastes like shit.

Interesting.

/makes note "Evans=Gay?"

Depends on which direction you lick in.