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    Default A matter of grave importance to Americans.

    Dick Cheney and Barrack Obama are related . Holy crap. There is a god, and he has a great sense of humor. What are the odds? Honestly, were talking... I can't even think of all the factors involved.

    But anyway, Nation, we need to discuss something. Barrack Obama and Dick Cheney share the same genes. I know, I know, Hillary Clintion still looks like a bad choice. But can you imagine someone with genes-in-common with Dick Cheney in the White House? Not only that, but we have Obama's African-Americaness to consider. An African-American+Dick Cheney=one hell of a drive-by shooting, or worse, a hunting trip.



    Okay, now the serious discussion. Anyone think this affects his chances at the White House? I'm still pulling for him. After seeing the list of Hillary and Bill's close friends and associates who've died in recent years, I'll stick with the controversy-clean canidate. But what do you guys think? (Americans need only apply, since Britians can't vote in US elections, although they probably should, seeing as they've elected Gordon Brown).
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    No.

    What affects his chances at the White House is that he's Black and a Democrat.

    Too many red states, for him to have a chance.

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    How is this important at all?

    Politics is for morons that can't think for themselves and require an affiliation of some sort.

    Ron Paul 2008

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    How is this important at all?

    Politics is for morons that can't think for themselves and require an affiliation of some sort.

    Ron Paul 2008
    RON PAUL? Why?

    And being Black doesn't really affect Obama's chances in Red States anymore, see Iowa's recent polls regarding him.
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    Obama's blackness isn't nearly as damaging to his political career as Clinton's womanhood.
    As I was walking down the stair,
    I met a man who wasn't there.
    He wasn't there again today.
    I wish, I wish he'd go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paladin_Hammer View Post
    RON PAUL? Why?
    http://www.ronpaul2008.com/issues/

    Namely:

    A nation without secure borders is no nation at all.

    Lower taxes benefit all of us, creating jobs and allowing us to make more decisions for ourselves about our lives.

    The biggest threat to your privacy is the government.

    The war in Iraq was sold to us with false information. The area is more dangerous now than when we entered it. We destroyed a regime hated by our direct enemies, the jihadists, and created thousands of new recruits for them.

    We must stop special interests from violating property rights and literally driving families from their homes, farms and ranches.

    I share our Founders' belief that in a free society each citizen must have the right to keep and bear arms.
    I disagree with his stance on abortion, but otherwise, he's me if I'd ever go into politics.

    tl;dr: secure borders, lower tazes, more privacy, out of iraq, no eminent domain, less gun control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    http://www.ronpaul2008.com/issues/

    Namely:



    I disagree with his stance on abortion, but otherwise, he's me if I'd ever go into politics.

    tl;dr: secure borders, lower tazes, more privacy, out of iraq, no eminent domain, less gun control.
    YOU support gun ownership? And Border security? No eminent doman? Three conservative stances? Holy crap! I'm not the only one on EP? Next you'll tell me your a di-polar theist with Jewish/Buddhist/Secularist leanings.
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    Organized religion is overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    How is this important at all?

    Politics is for morons that can't think for themselves and require an affiliation of some sort.

    Ron Paul 2008
    Thank you, Cheezy. Ron Paul is America's only true hope in my opinion. Everyone else is far, far too sketchy.
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    I laughed pretty damn hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jetsetlemming View Post
    Obama's blackness isn't nearly as damaging to his political career as Clinton's womanhood.
    3 out of 5 people on the Shawn Hannity show said they were voting for hillary because she's a woman.

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    Oh yeah, a thread created by Paladin deemed important now.

    If I could vote, i'd vote Ron Paul, srsly.
    But I live in a far better nation also known as Roundbaconland.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panda Man View Post
    I laughed pretty damn hard.


    3 out of 5 people on the Shawn Hannity show said they were voting for hillary because she's a woman.
    lol hannity

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    lol hannity
    My thoughts exactly.
    Lol, indeed.
    As I was walking down the stair,
    I met a man who wasn't there.
    He wasn't there again today.
    I wish, I wish he'd go away.

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    Hillaryty ensues.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    lol hannity
    you're a great American.

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