The Hangout: Now our history is for sale. And for that, I apologise.

[Strongbad]

It's DINO!!!!!!!!

[Elin]

But who? !

It'll be just like a detective movie. Gradually you'll uncover the clues, tracing back the steps towards the moment when the event took place. Then finally, after two thrilling hours of edge-of-your-seat-entertainment, you'll chase down the culprit, unmask him, and find...Bill from the video store! =o!!!

Alternatively, you could just send insulting PMs to everyone currently online, just to be on the safe side. That works too.

[polobunny]

Well, I have a cousin at the FBI so we should be able to straighten this right out.

[polobunny]

It's Colonel Mustard, with the revolver in the living room!!!!!!!!

[Evans]

Well let's face it, someone who knows this much about me has some weird, psychotic obsession and/or problem with me. It isn't just attention whoring, he knows I'm a member here and what my screen name is. For whatever reason, he feels he needs to harass me now, so I have to wonder who this douche is.

You're still giving him/her too much credit. It said you were working out. Who knows about that here? Either you posted about that a while ago (over 2 years), 'cause I don't remember (let's face it, I don't forget anything), or that person knows you IRL or from somewhere else.

It's probably someone in a bad mood, like Evans.

Or someone that can click on your name to see your profile.

Where the fuck are you getting that idea from?

Pft, you only bust chops when it's absolutely necessary. That's not mean. In a way, it's almost mercy killing. Stupid people deserve to be put out of the misery of their stupidity. With a bullet shot of bitter sarcasm and humiliation.

...

Sorry, lamest metaphor ever. I'm tired. But you're not that mean. You're not one of these people who's just a jerk for no good reason. Also, you put up with me. Substantial evidence!

I've retired. Sorta.

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT! You're so easy to put up with.

[Strongbad]

It'll be just like a detective movie. Gradually you'll uncover the clues, tracing back the steps towards the moment when the event took place. Then finally, after two thrilling hours of edge-of-your-seat-entertainment, you'll chase down the culprit, unmask him, and find...Bill from the video store! =o!!!

Alternatively, you could just send insulting PMs to everyone currently online, just to be on the safe side. That works too.

Nah, it was Red Harring.

[Elin]

Isn't that the gay guy from that Lazy Town show?

Oh shit, now I'm scared. McDonald's replacement here on EP?

That's SPORTacus, actually. Perhaps if you watched the Lazy Town show more often, you would not make such trivial mistakes. I recommend that you do. It is on the television set quite often, and I make a point of watching it every now and then. And it is quite the half hour's worth of entertainment, let me tell you that.

...

Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going with this.

[polobunny]

That's SPORTacus, actually. Perhaps if you watched the Lazy Town show more often, you would not make such trivial mistakes. I recommend that you do. It is on the television set quite often, and I make a point of watching it every now and then. And it is quite the half hour's worth of entertainment, let me tell you that.

...

Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going with this.

Probably pedophilia.

[Ivolt]

That's SPORTacus, actually. Perhaps if you watched the Lazy Town show more often, you would not make such trivial mistakes. I recommend that you do. It is on the television set quite often, and I make a point of watching it every now and then. And it is quite the half hour's worth of entertainment, let me tell you that.

...

Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going with this.

Is it like Dora the Explorer with out that damn map?


...no really, I fucking hate that map.

[J]

That's SPORTacus, actually. Perhaps if you watched the Lazy Town show more often, you would not make such trivial mistakes. I recommend that you do. It is on the television set quite often, and I make a point of watching it every now and then. And it is quite the half hour's worth of entertainment, let me tell you that.

...

Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going with this.

So you do watch it?

[Evans]

The kitten or the afro-american from the ghetto?

The one Brightside edited with Sprung's head.

The guy who's taking his belt off to whack a kid.

[polobunny]

You guys have too much time on your hands. TV? Kids show? It's getting bad

[Banned]

...no really, I fucking hate that map.

I know, it's too damn hard to read!

[Elin]

Probably pedophilia.

As we all know, you'll eventually reach Lazy Town if you stroll down paedophilia avenue at a leisurely pace.

[polobunny]

The one Brightside edited with Sprung's head.

The guy who's taking his belt off to whack a kid.

Oh that one, it's RAEP TIEM!