The Hangout: Now our history is for sale. And for that, I apologise.

[polokitty]

i'm going to check performance on other source engine games

[Cookie Monster]

vid card getting too hot?

The card is ok. She is too hot.

[polokitty]

The card is ok. She is too hot.

only when i'm thinking of you and cookies !!!!

[Sprung]

I made it to the "0" server

Oh RPG, why hast thee evadeth me for so long?

[Jase]

Oh RPG, why hast thee evadeth me for so long?

I'll translate into MMORPG:

WAR DA FUK HAV U BEN? I R PWN ALL

[Sprung]

I'll translate into MMORPG:

WAR DA FUK HAV U BEN? I R PWN ALL

correct

[Jase]

Had a Shammy in our group, i asked him if he was a healer, he said "No i can damage like a pro" and im like "ok"
We start doin the quests and everyone is like "Hm, the DPS is shit, whats goin on"
I start looking around, and then after some talk one of the other DPSer's gets kicked from the group.
Start goin again, and im like "WTF is goin on, we cant kill things for shit, its taking forever, whos not DPSing?"
Turns out the Shammy was in healing gear, and only had 100 spell power, which is fuck all, lower levels have more spell power then that.
I asked him "How much +spellpower do you have?" he replied "500" and im like okay *spams ingame info sayin he has 100 spellpower* then he replies "O WAT WOULD U NO, I R DOIN MORE DAMAGE THEN U" and im like, "no your not, you suck, you main attack is blah blah, and its only done this much"

He cracked the shits and started abusing me more, made me warm and fuzzy on the inside *giggles*

[Sprung]

Had a Shammy in our group, i asked him if he was a healer, he said "No i can damage like a pro" and im like "ok"
We start doin the quests and everyone is like "Hm, the DPS is shit, whats goin on"
I start looking around, and then after some talk one of the other DPSer's gets kicked from the group.
Start goin again, and im like "WTF is goin on, we cant kill things for shit, its taking forever, whos not DPSing?"
Turns out the Shammy was in healing gear, and only had 100 spell power, which is fuck all, lower levels have more spell power then that.
I asked him "How much +spellpower do you have?" he replied "500" and im like okay *spams ingame info sayin he has 100 spellpower* then he replies "O WAT WOULD U NO, I R DOIN MORE DAMAGE THEN U" and im like, "no your not, you suck, you main attack is blah blah, and its only done this much"

He cracked the shits and started abusing me more, made me warm and fuzzy on the inside *giggles*

I did an elemental hit which resulted in a Protect Break, so I did a Data Drain.

[Jase]

I did an elemental hit which resulted in a Protect Break, so I did a Data Drain.

You have much to learn young one.

[Fer!]

Being a Tank is cool.

A friend of me plays WoW and he's a druid or something...I rarely see any humans there.

[polokitty]

Being a Tank is cool.

thats funny, your mother said the same thing last night

[Fer!]

thats funny, your mother said the same thing last night

I should have added the line: "I'm a Warrior in FFXI".

[Jase]

Being a Tank is cool.

A friend of me plays WoW and he's a druid or something...I rarely see any humans there.

Wrong it sucks balls.

Tanking is fun, but it sucks, you are normaly grouped with a bunch of idiots that dont have a fucking clue as to wats goin on....

Idiot 1: OMFG ITS ATTACKING ME!! GET IT OFF!!!
Tank: Move towards me.
Idiot 1: *runs away from tank*
Tank: now i gotta chase you, move towards me.
Idiot 1: *runs around like a headless chicken, then dies* OMFG U CANT TANK 4 SHIT LEARN 2 PLAY

[Ivolt]

I should have added the line: "I'm a Warrior in FFXI".

Red Mages are better.
Yeah, I went there.

[Fer!]

I dunno, I have little experience with parties so far, I use a skill named "Provoke" to attract enemy attacks to me, so the healing character aids me and the black magic guy can attack as well.

But yeah, once there was this idiot and it was like this.

White Mage: OH SHIT IS ATTACKING ME!
Warrior: "provoke!"
Black Mage: *casts*
Warrior: white mage, heal me, c'mon!
White mage: but what if he attacks me!?
Warrior and Black mage: >________>
Warrior dies.
White mage: lol nub, you should have used a potion

So yeah...