The Hangout: Don't you dare put me on HRSA.

[Evans]

Mine too.

Deal.

[Raype]

Not really. Uggos aren't worth it.

I may not be easy on the eyes, but I am easy.

If you get me.

[Evans]

I may not be easy on the eyes, but I am easy.

If you get me.

I understand, ugly people can't be picky.

[Raype]

I understand, ugly people can't be picky.

Well they can be, they'd just end up old and alone.

Like your mom.

[Evans]

Well they can be, they'd just end up old and alone.

Like your mom.

She's alone because she's crazy and my dad cheated on her before "kicking" her out.

Mmm, guess you're about right.

[Corey]

I'm bored. Someone should link to a hacked myspace. *cough*

[Strongbad]

I'm bored. Someone should link to a hacked myspace. *cough*

I'm not doing anything until I think of something good.

[Raype]

I'm bored. Someone should link to a hacked myspace. *cough*

Here you go

That guy got what was coming to him.

In the ass.

She's alone because she's crazy and my dad cheated on her before "kicking" her out.

Mmm, guess you're about right.

Do I have enough right points for sex yet?

[Evans]

I'm bored. Someone should link to a hacked myspace. *cough*

HA, you want to look at gay porn.

[Evans]

Here you go
That guy got what was coming to him.
In the ass.

Do I have enough right points for sex yet?

I love that song.

Not with me, you don't. Or ever will, for that matter.

[Raype]

I love that dong.

Not with me, you don't. Or ever will, for that matter.

Who doesn't?

RayIsSad == True

[Evans]

Who doesn't?

RayIsSad == True

Who gives a shit about you, anyway?

[Strongbad]

Who gives a shit about you, anyway?

I do. Never gonna run around and desert him.

[Corey]

HA, you want to look at gay porn.

Ya caught me red handed

I'm gonna go take a shower now. Naked .

[Evans]

I do. Never gonna run around and desert him.

No talking to me, then. Not even a voicemail.