The Hangout: Don't you dare put me on HRSA.

[Evans]

I'm so back.

Our timing is sexy and confusing.

[Jetsetlemming]

Why can't you just buy one again?
Get a used one for $100.

I don't have $100 to spend on a PS2. I have about $50 or 60.
My budget is tight.

[Raype]

More like canned ragout.

I'll can your rag

Our timing is sexy and confusing.

I remember when we were like that.

*sniff*

[Ivolt]

Yeah, it's more or less official.
Chris Crocker has taken over youtube with lameness.
I also wonder when lameness became a word.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Our timing is sexy and confusing.

Agreed. <3

[Strongbad]

Our timing is sexy and confusing.

I guess.

[Strongbad]

I really don't want to go to work in the morning, but it all counts as overtime. Gotta do what I gotta do.

[Raype]

Yeah, it's more or less official.
Chris Crocker has taken over youtube with lameness.
I also wonder when lameness became a word.

Who cares.

Someone kill chris.

No, really.

Do it.

Do it now.

No jury would ever convict you.

Ever.

[Strongbad]

You know who really like to be fisted?

Sock Puppets.

[Evans]

I went at CostCo's today. It was "taste our frozen garbage delights" day. Of course, when people wanna taste something, they are obligated to stay there with their fucking carts, blocking the way for the rest of us poor fuckers. All we want is the chance to move forward, so could you please move your carts and fat butts outta the fucking way? Pretty please with sugar on top?

I told them to get the fuck out of the way, but I can't be arsed translating.

[Strongbad]

I went at CostCo's today. It was "taste our frozen garbage delights" day. Of course, when people wanna taste something, they are obligated to stay there with their fucking carts, blocking the way for the rest of us poor fuckers. All we want is the chance to move forward, so could you please move your carts and fat butts outta the fucking way? Pretty please with sugar on top?

I told them to get the fuck out of the way, but I can't be arsed translating.

Come to Lance's tomorrow. I will sneak you a bunch of meat through the back door.

[Evans]

I'll can your rag


I remember when we were like that.

*sniff*

Denied.

I remember when you weren't ugly and fat.

Agreed. <3

I guess.

Are you gonna start giving me attitude because I haven't called you yet?

[Jetsetlemming]

I'm making cookies. I want to make brownies, but can't find the oven tray.

[Evans]

Come to Lance's tomorrow. I will sneak you a bunch of meat through the back door.

Keep your cocktail wiener.

I'd totally go harass you at work, though. That's the kind of guy I am.

[Strongbad]

Are you gonna start giving me attitude because I haven't called you yet?

I don't know. Maybe.