The Hangout: Don't you dare put me on HRSA.

[Strongbad]

It would have likely been "Heyyyy... GUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!".

Well maybe it would have helped me get to work on time. I was 30 minutes late.

[Evans]

The sprint internet calling thing. You know, the one that you type and then the operator says exactly what you type.

I could just record a clip, no?

[Evans]

Well maybe it would have helped me get to work on time. I was 30 minutes late.

Now I feel bad. :/

[Strongbad]

I could just record a clip, no?

Sprint relay is funner than recordings. I call myself with it sometimes.

[Evans]

Sprint relay is funner than recordings. I call myself with it sometimes.

:X

To say what, exactly?

[Strongbad]

:X

To say what, exactly?

Usually just long drawn out conversations that have a hidden meaning. Sometimes sexual and all of them are zany.

[Evans]

Usually just long drawn out conversations that have a hidden meaning. Sometimes sexual and all of them are zany.

Oh. I was expecting something unusual.

[Strongbad]

Oh. I was expecting something unusual.

I have had 1+ hour conversations solely about bestiality. You can also make the operator have phone sex with you. Basically, you rape the operator. Or fuck yourself, either way it is a win.

[Evans]

I have had 1+ hour conversations solely about bestiality. You can also make the operator have phone sex with you. Basically, you rape the operator. Or fuck yourself, either way it is a win.

Sounds hot. Record it next time.

[Strongbad]

Sounds hot. Record it next time.

I could only record half of it. Half of it is typed after all.

[Evans]

I could only record half of it. Half of it is typed after all.

You will record half of it!

[Strongbad]

You will record half of it!

Actually there would be two voices. Not sure what I was thinking.

[Evans]

Actually there would be two voices. Not sure what I was thinking.

¬_¬

Just record it, alright? God.

[Strongbad]

¬_¬

Just record it, alright? God.

Not until you have phone sex with me.

[Evans]

Not until you have phone sex with me.

Gimme your answering machine and bend over.