The Hangout: Don't you dare put me on HRSA.

[Elmdor Rizer]

Voltaire? He was a hero.

Aye. He's like the fifth coolest frenchman ever or something.

[Evans]

True story.

Come to think of it, I don't have any pics of my shaved legs. A shame, really.

It's, in one way, really dull but I'm really enjoying the simplistic turn of events for some reason. The ship sank, everyone except the two main characters and another dude that just did something that was explained died. A-ok!

I wasn't asking for leg pics.

I guess!

[Evans]

Aye. He's like the fifth coolest frenchman ever or something.

I had better be one of the top ones, even if I'm not one o' them Frenchmen.

[Elmdor Rizer]

True story.

I wasn't asking for leg pics.

I guess!

Oh, right. Groin and ass. Coming right up, Sir!

[Sprung]

Mother And Shot Shot Last Night
Sep 12, 2007


A mother and her teenage son were shot ../..that a fight at the boys' school earlier in the day may have led to the shooting.

Newsline typos FTW

[Elmdor Rizer]

I had better be one of the top ones, even if I'm not one o' them Frenchmen.

You, Arsené Wenger, Thierry Henry and Gaël Clichy.

[Evans]

Oh, right. Groin and ass. Coming right up, Sir!

The lies, they feel so good.

Newsline typos FTW

Hardly har har.

[Evans]

You, Arsené Wenger, Thierry Henry and Gaël Clichy.

Lemme guess, football players.

[SA-X]

Newsline typos FTW

WAY TO FUCK UP A SERIOUS ARTICLE.

The world needs more ignorance

[Sprung]

WAY TO FUCK UP A SERIOUS ARTICLE.

The world needs more ignorance

That's what I thought....

The poor kid died, the little shot shot

[Elmdor Rizer]

The lies, they feel so good.

Hardly har har.

I'm gonna surprise you one day, just you wait!

Lemme guess, football players.

Aye. Err, and a coach.

[Evans]

WAY TO FUCK UP A SERIOUS ARTICLE.

The world needs more ignorance

I'd be an ass and go "*user* is already on the job, don't worry", but no.


Livin' in a lonely world~

Love that tune, and so does Quahog!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUXTOJbUnkQ

[Evans]

I'm gonna surprise you one day, just you wait!



Aye. Err, and a coach.

We both know you won't.

Oye, so close!

[Elmdor Rizer]

We both know you won't.

Oye, so close!

I must return to my village in shame.

[Evans]

I must return to my village in shame.

Some of us can tell without Googling.


Um...


I try to stay on top of you, to hold your body down.

Why, Sir, I do believe you're coming on to me.