The Hangout: I didn't need to see Harry Potter's wand.

[Cyberxion]

What about Sparda?

I DUNNO!

Dante, is that you?

[Evans]

No, you mean dissatisfied.

I'm sure I meant something.

[Cyberxion]

I'm sure I meant something.

Yeah, you were referencing the post in which I said I was fucking bored. But then honesty got the best of me, an I implied that any woman I was fucking would be dissatisfied.

Good times.

[Panda Man]

HOLY SHIT, my cat just popped out from under the desk. I have no idea how long she has been down there XD

[Evans]

Dante, is that you?

No, I'm Virgil.

[Cyberxion]

No, I'm Virgil.

You're such a puppet. But who's pulling the strings?

[Evans]

Yeah, you were referencing the post in which I said I was fucking bored. But then honesty got the best of me, an I implied that any woman I was fucking would be dissatisfied.

Good times.

Funny, because no woman would.

Haha?

[Cyberxion]

Funny, because no women would.

Haha?

You'd be surprised what you can make a corpse do.

[Cyberxion]

By the way Danny, you're really hurting my feeling here. Yeah, just the one. Hurting it bad, too. I'd cry if I had tear ducts.

[Evans]

HOLY SHIT, my cat just popped out from under the desk. I have no idea how long she has been down there XD

PUSSY!

You're such a puppet. But who's pulling the strings?

The one removing the tampon?

Hey, it beats being a tool.

[Evans]

By the way Danny, you're really hurting my feeling here. Yeah, just the one. Hurting it bad, too. I'd cry if I had tear ducts.

Is it bein hurted over there, though?

[Panda Man]

PUSSY!

[Cyberxion]

Is it bein hurted over there, though?

No, just here.

[Evans]

No, just here.

BLAST!

Just said it because it makes me feel like Stewie. Yes, feeling like cartoon characters is soothing to me. Go eat sewage.

[Cyberxion]

BLAST!

Just said it because it makes me feel like Stewie. Yes, feeling like cartoon characters is soothing to me. Go eat sewage.

Eh?