The Hangout: I didn't need to see Harry Potter's wand.

[Sprung]

There can only be one.

Fo sho.

Don't lose you head.

[Strongbad]

So, my nephew is cute. And I am about to have another one. Kinda makes me want to have a kid. In like 30 years, but still.

[Muay]

Is he riding a bike?
Sidways?

[Strongbad]

Is he riding a bike?
Sidways?

Does that look like a fucking bike?

[Muay]

Well I saw the helmet and put 2 and 2 together......

[Sprung]

Does that look like a fucking bike?

That could be the new Little Tikes Portal Sideways Bike-O-Happykid. Helmet not included.

[Strongbad]

Well I saw the helmet and put 2 and 2 together......

He had just jumped from his bike. He was doing like 120, and then leaped onto that fortress.

[Strongbad]

That could be the new Little Tikes Portal Sideways Bike-O-Happykid. Helmet not included.

From the guys that brought you Half-Life.

[Muay]

Helmet not included.

I smell a product recall.

[Sprung]

I smell a product recall.

That's just strongbad. He smells like cheese.

[Strongbad]

That's just strongbad. He smells like cheese.

And two day old sex.

[Muay]

And two day old sex.

Never knew sex had a smell.
Gonna have to open my nostrils the next time I spy on my neighbors through their bedroom window.

[Sprung]

And two day old sex.

I wasn't going to mention that.

[Muay]

Since were on the subject of sex..........can anyone tell me where the clitterus is?

[Sprung]

Since were on the subject of sex..........can anyone tell me where the clitterus is?

Turn left at Albuquerque.