Quote Originally Posted by Hypnos View Post
That's your solution to everything, isn't it.
While I decide on whether or not you're right, I would like to examine your prostate.

Quote Originally Posted by 1337
phew good thing i took that Anti-Sodomist Karate course...
Crushing bricks with your sphincter?

...

I'll pass. I may be rock hard, but I'm not about to risk penis removal.

Again.

The strobe light in the bedroom was a good idea on paper, but how was I supposed to know it induced seizures?