Quote Originally Posted by Darth Lucxus View Post
I dunno. I was staying at my grandparent's place in Sydney. They don't have internet.


And yeah, pretty much. He gave me $150 and told me not to make a dick of myself. I pretty much sat around drinking JD untill I was drunk enough to dance.

When I'm drunk enough to dance, there's no way any chicks would even come near me. :X
Just wait till you go "Fuck yeah 35 year old mothers are hot as fuck!!!"
Thats the moment of doom.