I used to loathe AI, now it's a preview of a politician talking to a robot about what I'm talking about for a second opinion.
Ohhh fuckin’ *finally*, now *that’s* a goddamn utopian wet dream I can jerk off to. Ninety-fuckin’-percent of people not givin’ a rusty dick about politicians? That’s like the adult version of Christmas morning, minus the creepy uncle and the lies about Santa.

You know what that would look like? A beautiful, chaotic hellscape of actual *freedom*. No more performative dipshits in suits pretending to cry on C-SPAN while they sign bills that fuck the working class with a cactus wrapped in barbed wire. No more brain-dead cult followings for walking haircuts like that orange-tinted colon polyp or the charisma-vacuum pencil pushers who wouldn’t know authenticity if it slapped 'em with a flaming dildo.

The news? Dead. CNN, Fox, MSNBC—all reduced to TikTok dance channels and mukbangs of senators eating their own shame. Political ads? Gone. No more grinning snake oil salesmen whispering sweet nothings into the ears of grandmas during Wheel of Fortune.

People’d stop pretending voting makes them holy. They’d realize that these motherfuckers are just glorified middle managers who lie for a living and wouldn’t survive one shift in a Waffle House.

But here's the kicker, bro: if 90% stop caring, the 10% who still do? Those psychos run the show. And guess what? They're the weirdos with basement bunkers, ammo stockpiles, and hard-ons for power. So we better be careful what we wish for, 'cause while we’re off having libertine orgies, some spreadsheet-loving warlord in khakis is takin’ over your city council.

Still, I'd take *that* over another election year of bumper sticker fuckery and Facebook political analysts who couldn't spell “legislation” if you stapled it to their nutsack.
What are they going to do, retaliate against talking smart toasters after they scrap all the robots? Then their AI-enabled self-cleaning smart toilets?