Ask Doctor Robotnik!

[Dr. Ivo Robotnik]

have you or do you plan on stealing Christmas?
as a doctor are you capable of diagnosing mental health problems?
how do you feel about kids?
do you like turkey?
have you ever been involved in politics?(I feel like I asked that one before)

- Some of my counterparts have attempted that. I still haven't quite gotten over just how mindbogglingly stupid the very concept is. No, I have not and do not plan on doing this.
- I'm a genius doctor, not a medical doctor. Being a genius though, yes. Yes I can. I, for example, am completely sane.

COMPLETELY.
- Fine, as long as they stay away from me.
- I'm interested in earth as a whole, not just any country in it, really. (Yay for interstellar ambitions! Yes, so I changed my mind there. Consistency is the defense of a small mind.)
- Technically, I always have been, ever since I started trying to take over the world and oust all standing political systems and replace them. With ME.

What do you plan on getting each EP member for Christmas?
Do you in tend on lowering taxes when/if you get in power?
Whats your favorite movie?

- A new government!
- Plotting on taking all your money will take place after my inevitable conquest, but technically speaking you won't pay any taxes. Everything will be mine by rights anyway.
- I present you with a short film made by one of my... colleagues. While, regrettably, his ambitions clash rather violently with mine, they are also quite similar to mine.

I give you... DOCTOR STEEL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkTEPqM5utQ

Still, if I have to lose, losing out to him could be the best-case-worst-case-ever-scenario.

Hah, who'm I kidding? He's going DOWN!

whos the fairest of them all?

Apparently some princess bint who got banished from some castle somewhere.

Yes, I realise she's a fairytale bint. Do I LOOK like a mirror to you?