Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
Yeah, well there's a reason why we have that "Cthulhu - 1d6 investigators per round" catchphrase.
Yes. And it's because that's actually on his character sheet.

Unless you're throwing a goddamn army on it, you're probably not even going to live long enough to tickle him a little.

Your best option is to throw whatever you can at it, run, and hope his ADD kicks in before too many turns pass.