Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
Go to Youtube -> watch random video of Call of Duty online multiplayer -> listen to 13-year-olds swearing and acting tough -> infinite fun times.

You're a horrible person. It's like I don't even know you anymore.
I once played Gears of War online at my cousins' house with a headset. Not only did I get to hear the 13 y/os swearing and acting tough, I got to hear what happens when they hear a female voice.

I'm sorry. The partner I had yesterday was wonderful. It actually felt like co-op. Today I had some random Canadian, who insisted on running to the other side of the screen to do crazy things, sometimes causing me to get stuck behind barriers and die because I couldn't move outside of the stupid green oval between us. Other times he'd light a huge pack of zombies on fire whilst I was in the middle of it, or blow me up with a rocket launcher.

Then he'd have the nerve to wiggle his stupid flashlight by the health pack, as if I couldn't already see the bright glowing, green light already.

After about the millionth time we both died, I had to save my sanity.