Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
I could always intersperse the pornography with relevant text.

"Hi Elin, how are you doing?

*picture of a guy having sex with a decapitated corpse*

Lately, I've been trying to get my life in order. It's quite a trial, but hopefully I manage even a tiny amount of the success you've been having.

*picture of lesbian demons eating each other's organs*

So I've been reading these novels lately. They're all pretty cool. I quite like how this one keeps throwing you for a loop just when you think you know what's going on.

*picture of a guy making a frankenstein-esque creation out of the members of his harem, then violently skullfucking it*"

I'll mail you back the reverse. An extremely disturbing and explicit message interspersed with images of kittens and My Little Pony.

Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
I would feel incredibly tempted to act completely crazy just to see the reaction.

Fortunately, I don't have to worry about convincing people I'm sane.
"So, Miss Jamieson, when did you start to feel the way you do?"

"Let's see... I guess it would have to have been when I was about fourteen, and first saw Silence of the Lambs. It had never occurred to me 'til then that making a creepy skin suit out of female flesh could be such a beautiful thing."