Quote Originally Posted by Colamisu View Post
Only semi-related, but didn't the publishers send off brass knuckles with the review copy of some game? I don't recall which it was, but it was one of those crime-centric games. Seems to me that would be pretty up there in terms of bad surprises. Especially if you bought it online and had to pay for shipping.
I can do you one better.



He then smashes open the box and receives note that he's got a one way ticket to hell. FREE WITH ADVERTISING: ONE ETERNAL DAMNATION

Truly, hell is a terrifying place.