The Poptart Cat-Out: Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan

[Quiji]

Quiji tells the best stories.

THE BEST STORIES EVER.

There are definitely more stories of my life, almost all of them I would rather not discuss.

Quiji, a normal person would've gotten her to pay him back for a video game.

I don't think money was in her mind for pay back, I guarantee. More in the terms of secretly slipped in aphrodisiacs in shit. Or large needles.
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Damn, son. I'd be locked up in my house holding a phone and a large knife for a week if that shit happened to me.

I don't want to document my life the month after that event, but it was pretty scary at times. I even quit my job.

Also, what the fuck Quiji?

Uhhh, Cosmic wanted to know the story of 10 free boxes of Reese's eggs.

And your problem with this is what now?

The best sex is the kind where you can't look yourself in the mirror afterwards.

(Fucking Yanderes bro. Fucking Yanderes.)

Maybe when I'm bolder. At least at this point I would probably shit my pants in the anticipation.

Write a book and I'll buy a dozen copies.

How about I write a small pamphlet? Some crap in my life I STILL grimace thinking about it. I just couldn't be able to write it down, letting people actually read it.

I told him to write a memoir.

I will write one just for you, Ivolt. But if it slips out of your hands, you will die.