The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

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https://www.iflscience.com/scientist...unfolded-78418

Yes but, you can order humanized mice. Mice are highly reproductive and if they escape or are released within a very short time of breeding with wild mice acquire many mutations. Mice that'll eventually make their way to irradiated natural areas or places like Chernobyl and Fukushima. Radiation greatly speeds up rate of mutation and coupled with the rate of generations of mice acquiring mutations there will be wererats that can speak and use weapons/tools. And they'd breed so rapidly they'd displace human populations very quickly. Mice are nigh impossible to eradicate as-is, humanoid mice we'll not win a war against. And there'll be one against wererats.

Order humanized mice and release them in Espirito Santo's radioactive volcanic sand beaches, you'll have wererats in no time. Number 16 of best things to do there.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attracti...ito_Santo.html

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I subscribed to this YouTube channel because it's cathartic to question the hubris of our sapient nomenclature and its wise men as disproof of sapience. Humans are smart enough to do stupid enough things, Einstein invented nukes and is the 'genius'. If I'm the smart one I've done very stupid things. And to claim to be smart is to say you're perfect never being mistaken or wrong which nobody can be and nobody is.



My thoughts on these public speakers talking directly out of their arse with woo-woo poo poo? Just pay them in catharsis so they get what they want and leave.

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Woo

"It's so relieving, to know that you're leaving, as soon as you get paid." ~ Kurt Cobain

Terrence Howard says he's the Messiah, so does Kanye. Pay them immediately.

Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem(faith in Jesus being Lord, give us money for leisure singing). *FWAP*



I must be a king, haven't got shit all over me. Always look on the bright side of life.



*passes the spiritual collection plate around as infinite celestial cash registers ring in unison*

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https://www.space.com/space-explorat...blow-your-mind

Let us first dispense with the infantile delusion that the universe cares. It does not. It sprawls, a leviathan of infinite indifference, its tendrils coiling through abysses where even time forgets its purpose. Stars ignite and expire in silent mockery of mortal brevity; galaxies spin like drunken philosophers, their trajectories as purposeless as the arguments of metaphysicians. The cosmos, dear reader, is a labyrinth without a minotaur, a play without a playwright - a jest so vast that not even the void bothers to laugh.

For in this nameless epoch, we know the truth: the universe does exist, and it is unnecessary. It yawns, gaping and grotesque, a maw lined with quasars and dark matter, chewing neither reason nor malice. What need has it for gods or meaning? It simply is - a cyclopean monument to futility.

And what of humanity, that upstart colony of mites scribbling in the dust? Behold the audacity of Homo sapiens - a title as laughable as it is self-bestowed! They scuttle about their mud-ball, affixing labels to the unlabelable, as if to tame the untamable. "This," they declare, "is a 'quark.' That is a ‘nebula.’ Yonder is 'existential dread.' As though syllables could leash the abyss!

Recall, if you will, the tale of Candide, that paragon of optimism, who insisted his garden required tending. How he would weep to see his progeny now, hoeing rows of jargon in a garden overrun by eldritch weeds! They classify their imaginations into phyla and genera, baptizing star-clusters "Andromeda" and "Sombrero" as casually as one names a lapdog. Yet what is this if not the pinnacle of farce? The cosmos does not know its own name, nor does it care to. It is as likely to answer to "Azathoth" as to "Alpha Centauri" - which is to say, not at all.

Imagine, if you dare, a colloquy between a learned man and the Void:

Scholar: "Behold, O Infinite! I have devised a taxonomy of your wonders - a ‘Periodic Table,’ a ‘Theory of Relativity,’ a ‘Grand Unified...”
The Void: [A sound akin to a million black holes vomiting simultaneously.]
Scholar: "…Ah. I see. Perhaps I shall… revisit my notes."

Such is the fruit of human sapience: a litany of labels, brittle as papyrus in a hurricane. The stars, those ancient, pitiless sentinels, burn on, unmoved by our Latin epithets. The Great Old Ones, slumbering in their non-Euclidian crypts, do not stir at the chirping of "quantum" this or "existential" that. All is vanity, as the Preacher saith - but even Ecclesiastes lacked the vision to glimpse the true scale of the joke.

In summation, the universe is a riddle wrapped in an enigma, then dunked in the Lethe and forgotten. Its meaning, if such a word may be soiled by use here, is that there is none - a punchline delivered to an empty room. Humanity, meanwhile, is a troupe of clowns performing Shakespeare in a black hole, convinced the applause of posterity awaits. Alas, posterity is but a mote in the eye of eternity.

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Now that Nightwing is not with Batgirl he's officially dumb.

https://screenrant.com/teen-titans-g...robin-romance/



It's better this way, Batman and Batgirl already fucked once and they're a perfect match. With their combined teamwork and Robin tagging along they're an unstoppable team and they should marry. This makes it possible as a story arc.

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This is what I want to see, headlines with fucking F-bombs.

[Grouch]

it is march right?

[Ragnar]

Nope, it's Smarch here.

[Grouch]

Nope, it's Smarch here.

at least we'll be reminded that it's still march tomorrow when the temps drop 20 degrees

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Life is the crud residue lining the edges of a universe so meaningless without the goop observing it nothing would know it exists.

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This is what I want to see, headlines with fucking F-bombs.

Let's present the facts first, everything else is self-explanatory.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haplorhini

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https://futurism.com/grok-trump-russian-asset

[Slacker Magician]

it is march right?

Maybe .

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Omnipotence can do anything and God can defecate.

[deadlegion]

at least we'll be reminded that it's still march tomorrow when the temps drop 20 degrees

Funny you should say that.
Here, yesterday it was 35c and today it's under 20c

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Omnipotence can do anything and God can defecate.

"Terrance[sic] Howard is a genius that will make us a Type 1 Kardshev[sic] civlization[sic]." ~ Billy Carson

Well then, good thing geniuses are sophistimicated with an edumication.

"Childrens do learn." ~ George W. Bush

God can do anything including defecating multiverses.