The Elmdor-Appreciation-Out - Number of practitioners: one.

[Till]

I tried adding fresh lemon to cook white rice and it was delicious. Decided to try something new and it's more nutritious with vitamin C.

[Till]

I need to find a way to stop laughing myself into oblivion.

Excessive laughter can potentially cause health problems in some cases. While laughter itself is generally beneficial and can improve mood and well-being, prolonged or intense laughing fits may lead to issues such as:

1. Breathing Problems: Laughing heavily can sometimes lead to shortness of breath or even hyperventilation, especially in individuals with respiratory conditions.

2. Muscle Strain: Intense laughter can strain the muscles of the face, chest, and abdomen, leading to discomfort or soreness.

3. Cardiovascular Stress: Laughing vigorously can temporarily increase heart rate and blood pressure, which may pose risks for individuals with heart conditions.

4. Incontinence: Very strong laughter can cause involuntary loss of urine in some individuals, particularly those with weakened pelvic floor muscles.

5. Headaches: Excessive laughter can trigger headaches or exacerbate existing migraine symptoms in susceptible individuals.

6. Emotional Exhaustion: Continuous laughing may lead to emotional exhaustion, similar to other intense emotional experiences.

While most people can enjoy laughing without adverse effects, individuals with underlying health conditions should be mindful of their laughter intensity and duration to avoid potential complications.

[Till]

More question than where Windows Failplane crashlands is how it took off in 1995 to begin with.

[Till]

"You're workin' hard to put food on your family." ~ George W. Bush

"I know how hard it is for you to put food food on your family." ~ George W. Bush



"It's your money, you paid for it." ~ George W. Bush

[Grouch]

More question than where Windows Failplane crashlands is how it took off in 1995 to begin with.

that is a good question.

"You're workin' hard to put food on your family." ~ George W. Bush

"I know how hard it is for you to put food food on your family." ~ George W. Bush



"It's your money, you paid for it." ~ George W. Bush

that's funny today.

[Till]

that is a good question.


that's funny today.

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/10/20/last-tree-cut/

When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money.

Fill your mouth with all the money you'll save.

[Grouch]

https://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/10/20/last-tree-cut/

that's a very good quote and one that really hits home with me.

[Till]

that's a very good quote and one that really hits home with me.

This version is the original and it's better. I'd like to thank Slipknot for giving me something to recite as a cover if/when I meet Dubya.



"You're workin' hard to put food on your family." ~ George W. Bush

"I know how hard it is for you to put food food on your family." ~ George W. Bush

"It's your money, you paid for it." ~ George W. Bush

When the last tree has been cut down, the last fish caught, the last river poisoned, only then will we realize that one cannot eat money.

[Till]

The thing is I can sing and rap so I can do the whole Psychosocial Baby mix as a cover as soon as I ever meet Dubya in person with nothing further to add or say to him ever again.

8 years of cretin in chief.

I did my time, and I want out.
So effusive, fade, it doesn't cut, the soul is not so vibrant.
The reckoning, the sickening.
Packaging subversion, pseudo-sacrosanct perversion.
Go drill your deserts, go dig your graves.
Then fill your mouth with all the money you'll save.
Sinking in, getting smaller again.
I'm done, it has begun, I'm not the only one.

And the rain will kill us all...

[Till]

Nah man, we need more fetal alcohol syndrome presidents to continue the tradition of every president after Reagan.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...99f7b0a0&ei=29

America unquestionably proves over and over again that it is the land of opportunity, even the village idiot can be king.

[Grouch]

Nah man, we need more fetal alcohol syndrome presidents to continue the tradition of every president after Reagan.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...99f7b0a0&ei=29

so instead of a choice between a douche and a turd it's a drunk baby or crackhead baby

[Till]

There are leaders, followers and the INTP primatologists studying their simian troupe hierarchies.

[Grouch]

I don't know a monkey might make for a better president than what we'll ever get

[Till]

I don't know a monkey might make for a better president than what we'll ever get

The chimpanzee laborers build the prisons for the chimpanzees, the militant gorillas place them in the cages of their own making and the great lawgiver orangutans determine why. Planet of the Apes is an allegory.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hominidae

[Grouch]

30% chance of rain today *looks out window* it's raining for the third time today.