aw....man... thats lame.Originally Posted by Dr. Ivo Robotnik
ZackXevious
aw....man... thats lame.
ZX.logOut();
Critical systems ERROR! REBOOTING...
ZX>what was that?
ZX>i dont think thats normal.
ZX>lets try that again
ZX.logOut();
SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED! 5-4-3-2-1
ZX>NOOOOOOOOOOO
COMPUTER.EXPLODE
ERROR> METHOD NOT FOUND
ZX>oh thank goodness
COMPUTER.JK
ZX>[IMG]
Pufftop Prince,Starfy!
When did you create your first robot?
Do you play any games?
Where did you go to college?
Are you the only evil genius in your family?
Have you invented anything?
Do you qualify to win a Nobel prize?
What scientist(s) do you look up to?
Can you help me with my science homework?
And my Math homework?
Tired of this world
Will the cause of world's end be the use of the emeralds in one of your evil plans?
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E.G.G.M.A.N.
I can already hear some of you buggers thinking "TECHNO!". But no, I'm fond of classic rock. See Beatles and similar. And, of course, E.G.G.M.A.N., while not classic rock, is purified brilliance.
Well what did you expect? I don't tend to just hand out my creations for no reason in particular. And E-102 Gamma might've betrayed me, but the fact that it was capable of doing so means it was a milestone in development. So yes, Gamma stays where he is. In pieces. In my lab.
- Do you know, I honestly don't remember? I've been building robots for as long as I can recall, and that's a long time now. If I had to hazard a guess, it was the sweeper-bot to get out of having to sweep the lawn.
Hey, I was a kid once too you know.
- If I'm not out trying to conquer the world, yes. So not very often, but I enjoy the odd game. Sometimes even the odd Sonic game. It's painful, seeing my defeats retold, but the games themselves can be fun. Some of them.
- As I've mentioned some time ago in the thread, my old school has asked for its name to remain undisclosed. Apparently they consider having educated me a blemish, rather than an honour. Fools.
- Well, technically, I don't consider myself evil. It's just that the rest of this daft planet disagrees. And I suppose my Grandfather, Professor Gerald, could be considered an evil genius. Near the end of his life, he went completely insane and created the BioLizard as a last-ditch effort to get the ARK to crash into the world, effectively bringing life to an end. His reasons are understandable, but I can't really see that as anything other than insanely evil.
- Well, there's the badnik horde, the eggmobile, the Egg Carrier, the Egg Dragoon, the Egg Scorpion, the E-series bots (models numbering in the thousands now), the Death Egg, the Egg Emperor, the rebuilt Egg Dragoon mk II (currently still active), the Egg Fleet, E-101 Beta, E-102 Gamma, E-103 Delta, and the others, Eggman's Amazing Interstellar Amusement Park,
- Yes, but the buggers won't give me one.
- A fair few, mostly the ones who managed to come up with theorems that shook the scientific world at the time. Galileo Galilei, for all his being executed by the church, managed to find out a few useful things about the universe. Albert Einstein, with his theory on the atom, and so on and so forth.
- Homework is something you should do on your own. How else would you learn? If there's something you really don't understand, feel free to ask. I may even throw in a bonus and give you an answer.
- See previous answer.
I should hope not. Humanity itself will cause the end of the world through sheer stupidity than I would through my genius, I suspect.
Tired of this world
That means you never ever danced to techno? Come on!!! Tell the truth, hahahahahahahahha.
One more thing: Why do I read your answers with your voice inside my head? There's a cure for that?
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The MacGyver of computers
can you make crap computers super fast ???
Do you provide the mail man a helicopter so he can deliver your mail?
If i was remotely usefull (how ever unlikey that maybe) feel free to click the thanks button or share some rep.
rpg freak
have you watched whisker wars? you should enter. that 'stach is sweet.
The Wavemaster
Why do babies come with a self-destruct button ?
Let your cosmo burn bright!
Of the Sheikah
Why can't YOU beat an hedgehog when YOU have an I.Q. of 300?
Explain in full detail.
P.S. do you leave those spikes and pitfalls in Sonic's path every time?
~Laughs Maniacally~
Straight Edge
You are hellbent on taking over the world, do you have mommy issues?
Pufftop Prince,Starfy!
What color are your eyes? I can't tell since you wear sunglasses.
Would you consider teaming up with Pinky and the Brain to take over the world?
Or teaming up with Stewie Griffin?
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
What song(s) do you listen to when you're preparing to fight Sonic?
What happened to your minions from The Adventures Of Sonic the Hedgehog?
Have you ever stayed in Mario's Hotel? What was it like?
Would you consider appearing in a Final Fantasy game? Or a Mario or Zelda game?
Pepsi or Coke?
Do you know karate?
What are your favorite foods?
if you know what i meme
what do you think of this song about you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBsw_JlzIbs
First Interview.... sees the couch
Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean
Tired of this world
Did you really kill Tails on Sonic The Hedgehog 2 for Master System?
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Of the Sheikah
Is it hard to exercise?
Who is your dad if Dr. Gerald Robotnik is your Grandfather?
Any Siblings?
Your views on Windows 7 and its capabilities to help run your successful*cough* not*cough* machines?
"I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."
E.G.G.M.A.N.
- No, I've never danced to techno. I very rarely dance anyway. My physique doesn't really do much for me in the dancing department. Thankfully.
- I have no idea, but I'm going to say 'neat'. There needs be no cure for something like this.
- Never watched it. I'll look into it later, if you really want me to. And thank you, I'm rather proud of my moustache.
.......what.
To my knowledge, babies do not habitually come with a self-destruct button. What on earth are you DOING to children you sick maniac?
- I've explained this more often than I'd care to recount, so I don't think I will go into full detail, thank you very much indeed. Plus, Sonic defeating me is bad enough. I'm not going to lay bare the exact workings of my defeats for OTHERS to replicate. I'm not stupid. Suffice it to say that Sonic's speed and capability is far greater than you could imagine, and more importantly, he's practically the embodiment of chaos energy. I am beginning to believe that there is no way to plan for the rodent, despite my constant attempts. He is simply the universal chaotic effect to my plans.
...no. I have issues with the way the planet is driven into the ground by the leading regimes and their subservient armies, such as GUN. Really, I've explained this before.
- Blue.
- Well, their track record isn't exactly grand. Plus, while mine isn't either, at least I'm not an utter incompetent. They amuse me. They will not team up with me.
- Who?
- Because people, in general, are over-sentimental twits when it comes to poetry and song.
- E.G.G.M.A.N. is usually a hot contender. That, or Rise of the Egg Fleet.
- What, Grounder and Scratch? Well, the Robotnik from that one is a dimensional counterpart of mine, so I'm not entirely certain. But given their average level of competence, I'm inclined to say "they destroyed themselves in a comically silly accident. Again."
- Mario has a hotel now? He's a bloody plumber! What, do the beds all resemble warp pipes and the showers all look like piranha plants?
- Well, it'd just be unfair on the lot of them. Be honest, the Egg Carrier versus a bunch of chocobos? I think I can figure the outcome. I have actually appeared in a mario game, but it was a spinoff. Events in there do not correlate to what I've done.
- Tea.
- Heard of it. You might've noticed, however, that I usually reside in a mech the size of a small house. Karate seems mildly superfluous in these cases.
- A good stew manages to keep me happy, usually.
I am astonished. That was actually quite good. Bit heavy on the metal though.
Well, given that the mutant's been flying about ever since, I'd say that the answer here would be reasonably obvious, wouldn't it?
- I don't know, is it? I have no trouble with it.
- I tend not to disclose details about my family. My grandfather is the exception because he's well-known.
- See previous answer.
- I'll thank you not to insult the capability of my machines. Their success rate is extremely high. Just not against Sonic. I'd like to see you fetch up against the Egg Dragoon II. And no, I do not run Windows 7. It wouldn't even remotely be capable of running my systems.
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