The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Ivolt]

So, you're gonna be hurting Physically and Spiritually. You might as well find something to hurt you emotionally, and make it a trifecta.

[Ivolt]

Surgery? Elly no likey the idea of sharp blades slicing through Drageuth's flesh. Nothing too horrible, I hope?

He gonna have that surgery for his balls he's been talking about for the last few months now.

ENLARGED TESTICLE JOKES.

[Raype]

The best part is if they end up having to remove it and provide a prosthesis.

Brass balls, balls of steel, one nut.

The jokes write themselves.

[Drageuth]

Oh, I'm sure I can find some emotional pain in there somewhere.

[brit]

Died in Richter mode. I said fuck this game, and went to play the trial of From Dust.

Then my xbox overheated.

Washington has no summer my ass.

[Dr Mario]

Halfsack.

[Raype]

At least he's the sort to look at it as his sack being half full, instead of half empty.

Optimism and all that.

[Elin]

The best part is if they end up having to remove it and provide a prosthesis.

Brass balls, balls of steel, one nut.

The jokes write themselves.

Jokes being written about testicular surgery while I'm here, and they're not at my expense? You guys are really way too nice. Or is it just a case of fish in a barrel?

[Dr Mario]

Someone should've shipped him a wheelbarrow or something. So he can carry those swollen balls of steel around.

[Elin]

At least he's the sort to look at it as his sack being half full, instead of half empty.

Optimism and all that.

I remember reading somewhere that supposedly if you lose one testicle, your other one works extra hard to make up for it. I couldn't help but think "The Little Testicle That Could".

[Ivolt]

Oh my god.

Someone take these video files as far way from me as possible.

OK, TIME TO CONVERT EACH OF THESE TO AVI SO I CAN EDIT THEM.

FUCKING KILLING TIME.

[Raype]

Jokes being written about testicular surgery while I'm here, and they're not at my expense? You guys are really way too nice. Or is it just a case of fish in a barrel?

It's really more that he walked into the crosshairs first. Also, it's funnier when it's not elective surgery.

Besides, you kind of luck out. Surely there's plenty of females willing to give those testicles the sendoff of a lifetime.

[Raype]

I remember reading somewhere that supposedly if you lose one testicle, your other one works extra hard to make up for it. I couldn't help but think "The Little Testicle That Could".

Except in this case, the pulling involved is a lot different.

"I THINK I CAME I THINK I CAME I THINK I CAME"

[Nemkoon]

I am back.

[Inferno.]

>Go to bed super early
>Fall asleep exceptionally early
>Wake up 2 hours later, at 1am thinking it must be pretty late
>Realise it's actually 1am