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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    It bestows seed across the land. He is the demigod of childbirth.
    Together with Titaes they birthed many an illegitimate offspring. It was later that the day came to devote his life to the slaughter of cattle and poltries; to supply the earth with plentiful shelves of fresh meats. And thus his journey lasted an eternity. Never again did he share a cot with Titaes, for she took their children and stole away to a neighboring village. Since, she has become known as Bitchius or Cuntuesa.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Together with Titaes they birthed many an illegitimate offspring. It was later that the day came to devote his life to the slaughter of cattle and poltries; to supply the earth with plentiful shelves of fresh meats. And thus his journey lasted an eternity. Never again did he share a cot with Titaes, for she took their children and stole away to a neighboring village. Since, she has become known as Bitchius or Cuntuesa.
    Deep down he yearns to find himself a new wench, but his responsibilities have grown too fierce. He must remain chaste if he is to continue down the path that he has forged, lest suffer the same fate all over again. Perhaps he will partake in the drink to drown his sorrows, perhaps he'll remain a hermit. Only time will tell.

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    Why would a demigod be sleeping on a cot ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Deep down he yearns to find himself a new wench, but his responsibilities have grown too fierce. He must remain chaste if he is to continue down the path that he has forged, lest suffer the same fate all over again. Perhaps he will partake in the drink to drown his sorrows, perhaps he'll remain a hermit. Only time will tell.
    Ever so greatly does he regret that he took the elixir of eternal life; never will he be praised with the kind glance of death, and always must he carry the ever-growing weight of burden that is his mace of Bronze. Both it is a curse and a prize to wield its magical temptations.
    So the day came that a journey he began; a journey to relieve this curse; a journey, to California.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Ever so greatly does he regret that he took the elixir of eternal life; never will he be praised with the kind glance of death, and always must he carry the ever-growing weight of burden that is his mace of Bronze. Both it is a curse and a prize to wield its magical temptations.
    So the day came that a journey he began; a journey to relieve this curse; a journey, to California.
    Ah yes, the first test to see if he had truly grown through his other trials and tribulations. He was prepared, and yet, scared at the same time. If he fell for the same debauchery, he would certainly face almost instantaneous doom. His only travel companion was someone he had obtained in his younger years. A small page boy who had a distinct love of games and was know throughout the land as "DS".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    Ah yes, the first test to see if he had truly grown through his other trials and tribulations. He was prepared, and yet, scared at the same time. If he fell for the same debauchery, he would certainly face almost instantaneous doom. His only travel companion was someone he had obtained in his younger years. A small page boy who had a distinct love of games and was know throughout the land as "DS".
    You can be more creative than that .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    You can be more creative than that .
    I could be, but if YS passes as a game title, fuck it.

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    Assuming Ray forgot to update BB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    I could be, but if YS passes as a game title, fuck it.
    It's part of a legend too .

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    Jazz.
    After staring at your avatar for a while I find myself wondering what is actually happening.

    Is it poop time?
    Or is there something else going on?

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    Jazz.
    After staring at your avatar for a while I find myself wondering what is actually happening.

    Is it poop time?
    Or is there something else going on?

    Spoiler warning:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    It's part of a legend too .
    They phoned in that shit and you know it.

    Probably were asked "Is there a title for your game?" "Yes" "YS?" "Yea, sure"

    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    Jazz.
    After staring at your avatar for a while I find myself wondering what is actually happening.

    Is it poop time?
    Or is there something else going on?
    Facials for everyone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    They phoned in that shit and you know it.

    Probably were asked "Is there a title for your game?" "Yes" "YS?" "Yea, sure"



    Facials for everyone!

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    This particular "DS" they say, had the ability to produce any card it wished. Many times did his love for game bring the duo toil, though no amount of difficulty outweighed his knack to discovery treasure. Treasure not in the form or gold, jewels or any type of physical riches, but in the form of dance.
    No scribe lived long enough to record the full travels of the roaming pair; the time of which it took to reach the destination was too great. Only our very own Kermiteus knows the abridged tale....

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    hmmm, it seems I've been forced to double post

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