The Hangout: EVERYONE IS HATED BY IVOLT

[Fer!]

Also, people don't know how the fuck inflation works, and it infuriates me.

1995 50 USD WERE MORE WORTH THAN 2010 ONES.

[Raype]

Also, people don't know how the fuck inflation works, and it infuriates me.

Elaborate.

Or are they simply unable to understand the concept of basic economics?

In any case, I bet they secretly know all about inflation, and have inflation fetishes.

[Mistral]

Also, people don't know how the fuck inflation works, and it infuriates me.

That's that thing where the cryto-Illuminati bankers are in a secret cabal with the gnomes of Zurich, the military-industrial complex, and the Freemasons to steal food off the plates of hardworking Americans, right?

[Miss Piggy]

Elaborate.

Or are they simply unable to understand the concept of basic economics?

In any case, I bet they secretly know all about inflation, and have inflation fetishes.

The best kind? I think so

[Ivolt]

1995 50 USD WERE MORE WORTH THAN 2010 ONES.

*gives fer a cookie*

THATS A GOOD BOY

Elaborate.

Or are they simply unable to understand the concept of basic economics?

In any case, I bet they secretly know all about inflation, and have inflation fetishes.

The second part. SO MUCH BULLSHIT I CAN'T STAND IT.

That's that thing where the cryto-Illuminati bankers are in a secret cabal with the gnomes of Zurich, the military-industrial complex, and the Freemasons to steal food off the plates of hardworking Americans, right?

YES. TELL THE WORLD. TELL THE WORLD FOR ME, FOR YOU ARE SMART/.

[Raype]

That's that thing where the cryto-Illuminati bankers are in a secret cabal with the gnomes of Zurich, the military-industrial complex, and the Freemasons to steal food off the plates of hardworking Americans, right?

I always thought the space lizards were involved in it as part of a conspiracy with sasquatch and elvis.

[Ivolt]

I always thought the space lizards were involved in it as part of a conspiracy with sasquatch and elvis.

But what do the evil internet elves have to do with things?

[Cookie Monster]

I always thought the space lizards were involved in it as part of a conspiracy with sasquatch and elvis.

WE are the lizards. And Cosmic our leader.

[Ivolt]

WE are the lizards. And Cosmic our leader.

Is that what it means to become staff? You become lizard people?

[Raype]

The second part. SO MUCH BULLSHIT I CAN'T STAND IT.

There is only so much value to go around. Money is a percentage of the net value. When you have more money, the less value is allotted to each unit of money.

Or: the more of something you have, the less it's worth. HOW DO THEY NOT GET THIS?

[Raype]

But what do the evil internet elves have to do with things?

I haven't quite figured out yet.

But you can be damned sure it's not good.

They're probably the masterminds.

That's what they do, they're the invisible string uniting everything that is wrong with the world into a web of wronginess!

[Fer!]

That's that thing where the cryto-Illuminati bankers are in a secret cabal with the gnomes of Zurich, the military-industrial complex, and the Freemasons to steal food off the plates of hardworking Americans, right?

I'm in this class where my teacher is a pretty knowledgeable guy about journalism and whatnot, but he's also a bit of a conspiracy theorist. Some of his claims are well, like the weapons corporations and the US government creating the Mexican Drug War to debilitate the country and take over in less than five years, a military totalitarian dictatorship happening in the near future, and stuff like that are somewhat...well, feasible. But when he told us to read The Protocols of the Elders of Zion, I completely lost all respect for him.

'The book is true!' he says, "it's the Jew bankers and the weapons manufacturers who have controlled the world to make you think otherwise and not realize THE TRUTH".

[Fer!]

I believe he once said Illuminati.

I thought of yelling: "That fucking Charles Xavier!" but I don't want to fail any subjects in school again.

[Miss Piggy]

Is that what it means to become staff? You become lizard people?

And the mods are lizard cops, admins are lizard leaders and the rest of us are lizard worshipers? I LIKE IT!

[Fer!]

*gives fer a cookie*

THATS A GOOD BOY

*checks note attached to cookie

"From Cookie Monster's jar."

I'm hugely screwed right now.